me: ah, we're doing to do a double piece on me pretending to rape her Catalina: hey Catalina: nice Catalina: weird Catalina: going to brooklyn tonight Catalina: to get a haircut Catalina: at 7 Catalina: i have had a very productive day Catalina: went to my gyno Catalina: she said everything looks fine so far Catalina: of course i need to get test results back Catalina: i think you are really enjoying this rape thing Catalina: ok\ Catalina: later me: you're going to brooklyn for a haircut? me: not really into the rape thing, just figured it would be best story idea for sex column