| Subject: Chat with Caleb Pritchard |
| From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com> |
2:38 PM me: http://i.imgur.com/G07TI.jpg
2:43 PM Caleb: Tee hee.
2:52 PM me: I don't believe in organized religion
3:07 PM Caleb: I don't believe in television.
3:23 PM me: just want to remind you of this
http://www.nypress.com/article-17854-flavor-of-the-week-flings-go-better-with-coke.html
ol Peter Dresden
I mention it because I'm seeing this Asian chick
3:27 PM who happens to have written her own piece for NY Press that came out couple days ago
3:28 PM about how she's not particularly into getting fucked in the ass
she also has a sex blog
and had me pretend to rape her last night
3:30 PM Caleb: In the ass?
3:31 PM me: nah
vaginer
3:34 PM she also pretended to be asleep so that I could pretend to be molesting her
3:35 PM this is quite a bit different than every other girl I've had
good ol' Okcupid
3:39 PM Caleb: Yes, yes.
Good for you.
I too once had intercourse.
3:40 PM me: also, dwarf fortress
3:41 PM Caleb: Is that some kind of new sexual position or something?
me: LOL NO
4:14 PM me: caleeeeeeeeeebbbbbbbbb
i love you
4:15 PM do you love me?
Caleb: Yes, I do, Barrett.
I'm glad that you've finally opened up about it.
4:16 PM me: what?
Caleb: Now all of my deepest dreams have been fulfilled.
me: this is not barett the clown
what?
my husband is gay?
4:17 PM are you at work my dear?
Caleb: Yep.
me: THIS IS THE REAL BARRETT BROWN
THAT WAS CATALINA
4:18 PM BOTH OF YOU ARE CHEATING ON ME AND I HAVE CAUGHT YOU
4:21 PM YOU HAVE ENTERED TEXT
Caleb: Sorry.
I'm boothing a show right now.
me: very well, carry on
4:28 PM Caleb: Tell Catalina that I love her very much and think of her all the time and wish we were together as we are destined to be forever and ever.
4:29 PM me: she says "awwwwoooow"
you know, like "awwwww"
but with an "o" sound in there somewhere
4:31 PM Caleb: I wish I were in New York, doing drugs and drinking and things.
4:32 PM me: really?
NSFW!!! caleb
4:35 PM Caleb: I'd like to believe that most other journalists would agree with me.
And yet....