| Subject: Chat with Catalina Saldaña |
| From: "Catalina Saldaña" <cat.salda@gmail.com> |
3:37 PM Catalina: yo
me: yo yo
Catalina: stupid roommate took back his laptop
so no more internet at home
3:38 PM me: gay
Catalina: until i get a new computer
i know
what are you doing tonight?
me: fucking an asian girl at some point
Catalina: hanging out with asian gf?
crude
well i was going to buy you a drink
3:39 PM me: crude
Catalina: me buying you a drink?
crass
3:40 PM creepy
im trying to use all the cr words i find appropriate
me: none are appropriate
Catalina: creative?
me: sure, why not
3:41 PM Catalina: crafty
so what time you seeing her?
me: probably much later
3:42 PM Catalina: and where is your roommate?
she doesnt mind?
me: she went to New Orleans
Catalina: oh
so... drink? yes or no?
me: soitanly
3:43 PM you want to go in on a bundle?
Catalina: yes
me: okay
Catalina: soitanly
i have to change soon
and stretch
3:44 PM me: ok, ordered it up
Catalina: this girl and I work out at 4pm now
so she can watch Oprah
me: are you going to scare her?
with your advances?
Catalina: nah
not interested
shes kinda cute
but not interested
and she knows im kinda crazy
and she didnt believe my mugging story
3:45 PM me: lol
Catalina: so shes a good friend
work friend
3:46 PM yesterday Oprah had this lady on her show that was almost murdered by her husband. Stuffed in a trash can and left to die in an unheated storage facility in the dead of winter
today shell have Mo['niques brother on there talkng about how he sexually molested mo'nique when she was 7
3:47 PM its a disgusting show this Oprah woman has
I had never before watched it and I don't know why people are so fascinated by her. trash, trash, trash
3:51 PM ok so ill see you later, will text you when on my way
3:52 PM perhaps ill meet your asian girlfriend and steal her from you with my womanly celibate charm
3:58 PM me: lol oprah