| Subject: Chat with Caleb Pritchard |
| From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com> |
10:17 PM Caleb: Right.
So.
Ollie North was on Hannity last night.
Slamming Obama for his soft touch on Iran.
Iran.
Ollie North.
Iran.
me: lol
10:18 PM Caleb: I was so like, "Yeah, but where does this dude get off?!"
Then I punched my gramma in the face.
10:19 PM me: dude, that's uncalled for
10:20 PM Caleb: No, it's not.
10:21 PM She watches a network that encourages someone like Ollie North to criticize someone else for acknowledging the nationhood of Iran.
But, in other news...
So.
That Metallica "smoove-jazz" link you sent me?
10:22 PM I so saw that, like, two weeks ago.
Welcome to late-April 2010, faggot.
me: so did I
10:23 PM I assumed that you and Andrew Sullivan were getting everything late
too busy having anonymous bareback sex with other dudes
which I understand is time consuming
FAGGOT
Caleb: You'll get yours someday, Barrett Clown.
some day*.
10:24 PM me: "Barrett Clown" is played out, dude
Caleb: "Barret the Carrot"?
me: very good
11:07 PM Caleb: Zawmgog.
There's a zoo in Tyler.
Let's go!