| Subject: Chat with BushwickBK.com |
| From: "BushwickBK.com" <jeremy.sapienza@gmail.com> |
11:31 PM me: so, I'm kind of scared
this chick is really into BDSM
I've never done anything of that nature in my life
BushwickBK.com: hah just tell her you're not into it
me: she's got this whole blog about it
I'm not concerned about her, like, beating me up or whatever the fuck
11:32 PM but she's hot and intelligent so I'd like to keep her, which apparently means I have to "choke a bitch," as she puts it
I don't know if I'm down for that
BushwickBK.com: ah...
me: I don't have like a rich fantasy life
11:33 PM BushwickBK.com: well, for me
I eman I know what you're going through sort of
me: or any psychological craziness of the sort that would incline me to do anything other than have, like, sex
go on
BushwickBK.com: even if I were into some crazy shi I don't know if I could do it to Luis
me: how so?
11:34 PM BushwickBK.com: well I've fucked guys and hit them before
I would never ever hit him
just as an example
so you like this chick, even if you were to in theory be into doing semi-violent things you might not actually want to do them to her
me: that's very manly
lol
11:35 PM BushwickBK.com: but do I have that right enough?
me: thing is I'm not into any of that in theory
I guess I could try it
BushwickBK.com: well like in Spain I fucked an American in the Army
me: but I'm really very conservative
BushwickBK.com: who was in Iraq
me: oh shit go on
BushwickBK.com: so I took liberties with smacking him int he face
11:36 PM he liked it but I liked it for so many more reasons
in some pathetic way I was punishing him for being an evil piece of shit
but now we're digressing
you don't wanna choke this girl
11:37 PM me: lol gay sex between antiwar editor and Iraq vet
with hitting
BushwickBK.com: haha
me: now I'm distracted at least
BushwickBK.com: glad I could help
me: anyway, yeah, I'll give it a shot
why not?
but, you know
BushwickBK.com: you could just choke her lightly
me: this daddy/daughter stuff
11:38 PM that's apparently very prevalent in heterosexual relationship dynamic altogether
does society not realize the terrible truth about the incestuous underpinnings of all this?
11:39 PM "baby" and whatnot
AM I THE ONLY PERSON WHO'S NOT INSANE
anyway, that's what she's into
11:40 PM BushwickBK.com: haha
me: this whole blog of hers
it's an unusual situation as I'm reading this blog and thus being informed of all of this at once
I'm very WASPy
BushwickBK.com: oh so does she know you're reading it?
11:42 PM me: yeah, she'd sent me the link to her Nypress article
which has link at bottom
why the fuck do I have to read about people I know and their sex lives in the fucking NY Press all the fucking time?
11:43 PM BushwickBK.com: haha seriously
me: there's a fucking question for you
BushwickBK.com: weisman had that thing too
me: Lol I'm going to read dresden's again
most pathetic thing ever
BushwickBK.com: he really dropped off the fac of the earth for me, thank god
11:44 PM how can someone so fucking crazy get through life
I remmeber last year he told me he was going to barcelona for 10 days
like, what does a psycho like him do
sit on a bench and stare at people?
11:45 PM me: lol yes
BushwickBK.com: all lazy eyed
god he even looked nuts
I regret meeting him
11:46 PM for a while I was afraid hed kill me
or burn my house down or somehting
he would email me constantly
me: any good e-mails?
11:47 PM BushwickBK.com: all good
I got to rip into him a few times
me: I was over at Andrew Cray's place a few months back and he started IMing Cray about me
11:50 PM BushwickBK.com: I just forwarded you soem good shit
scroll down to read his and then mine
11:51 PM the "truck story" is about the boar's head trucks idling, he wrote asking me to cover it, I told him to write it up as an article, he told me to "blurb it", I ignored him
11:54 PM me: oh, man, I forgot about his fucking obsession with trucks idling
lol
YOU bought a
house on a busy trucking route in an industrial area.
11:57 PM also, what's with him writing SHAME?
does he think he's in British parliament?
11:59 PM also
The best case scenario I can
imagine if I were to post about this is everyone would make fun of you
to absolutely no end.
you're right, you should have run it
BushwickBK.com: he actually ended up writing it up and I ran it
after all this bullshit
me: link plz
12:00 AM I'm his biggest fan
BushwickBK.com: but man, progressives are all about morality and shame
they're christians, they just don't know it
me: I wouldn't know, I only interact with them on Daily Kos
where I cross-post a lot of my work
BushwickBK.com: ugh the worst
obama cocksuckers
me: and occasionally inspire the wrath of the collective over there
12:01 AM BushwickBK.com: obama lected, war ends
but --
we said, WAR ENDS
me: when I forget to take out anything that could be interpreted as meaning that liberals aren't 100 awesome
lol
. I'd like
you to please stop bugging me with your coke-addled, aggro, stalkery
emails full of moral pleas and bizarre demands.
12:02 AM Last night I went on a date with a 6'4 tall German executive who politely got me very tanked on numerous rounds of Sazeracs (side note: here's the recipe if you'd like to replicate the drink at home). I'm 5'3. I don't really drink all that much anymore. You can imagine what happened next.
We wound up at my apartment with his long and thick cock tucked so comfortably into my wet cunt. Tall men with big cocks - so proportionate, so pleasing to my pussy. Since I was so inebriated, I couldn't have an orgasm, but I sucked him off and greedily swallowed his hot cum.
Now that's a nightcap.
After he left, I went on chatroulette.com and showed some boy in Atlanta my tits. He responded by pulling out his penis and masturbating. He wanted me to show him my pussy but I draw the line at waving my gash around on webcam. I'd rather show people it in person.
this is the fucking crazy slut I'm hooked up with
12:03 AM she's hot and Asian, though
just two weeks ago I was dating a sweet girl who worked for TED
http://www.excitementmachine.org/revricky/
12:04 AM BushwickBK.com: wild
me: also, got more Christians coming after me because I bashed precious Mike Huckabee
oh, that guy's a Calvinist who used to go on Austin cable access a lot
12:05 AM BushwickBK.com: huckabee is sacred to someone?
me: Austin cable access was the craziest shit in the world ten years ago
http://www.realliberalchristianchurch.org/wordpress/2010/04/15/mike-huckabee-v-homosexuality-the-associated-press-et-al-an-article-you-wont-find-in-the-msm.html
sort of, yes
12:06 AM I'm going to start compiling quotes from my new girlfriend's blog and other writings
here's one
I mean, it's not like I only want to be fucked while on my back; I'm not a goddamn turtle.
another one
I've been transitioning off my antidepressant after several years of being medicinally placated and what I've noticed is my sex drive has returned. With a vengeance. Like, it is Steven Seagal and penises are the bad guys who raped and killed his teenage daughter.
12:07 AM I'm going to see about making this a compilation piece, maybe go halves with her on it
"What I'm trying to say is, for the past few years, I was like, an orgasmic dromedary, able to carry on without masturbating or having sex for weeks, if not months."
12:08 AM BushwickBK.com: yeah I know poeple on antis and they have little sex drive
12:09 AM me: I'm on zoloft and have been for most of my adult life
and teenage years as well
maybe that's it
I don't want a sex drive anyway
12:10 AM Christ, this girl is something else
BushwickBK.com: I want to be neutered
I hate the waste of time that is sex and thinking about sex
12:11 AM anyway I'm done with work, bed time
me: yeah
word, adios
BushwickBK.com: nite