| Subject: Chat with BushwickBK.com |
| From: "BushwickBK.com" <jeremy.sapienza@gmail.com> |
11:13 AM me: this chick I'm now seeing, this hot asian one, has a piece out in NY Press this week
http://www.nypress.com/article-21120-flavor-of-the-week-no-ifs-ands-or-butts.html
about anal sex
11:14 AM BushwickBK.com: next you'll find another thing she wrote about the joy cooking and cleaning give her
me: lol
I hate cleaning
but lol
11:15 AM I don't actually go for anal sex anyay
BushwickBK.com: “In Italy, it is traditional to pack the buttend of this bread with Nutella.”
gag
I'll never think of my childhood snacks the same way again
11:16 AM me: that's what you get for eating yuppie snacks as a child
or whatever the fuck nutellais
is
BushwickBK.com: Imogene is a cool name
yuppie snacks!?
me: that's her pen name
BushwickBK.com: http://www.nutellausa.com/
me: oddly enough
11:17 AM BushwickBK.com: oh damn
me: her real name is Selena
BushwickBK.com: eh, also good
me: SELENA
BushwickBK.com: keep her away from crazed fans, she'll be good
me: SELENA YOU LEFT US WHY DID YOU DIE?!?!?!?!
BushwickBK.com: jajaja
me: lol
jajajajaj
11:25 AM BushwickBK.com: did you return your census form, citizen?
me: never got one
they can't even find me, suckers
BushwickBK.com: a lot of peopel said that
I'm returning my compound's form only cuz I want all that WHITE to show up
muhahaha
11:26 AM me: lol, compoun
d
BushwickBK.com: I wonder how they categorize multiracial ones
me: this chick also has a sex blog
BushwickBK.com: well yeah it's 3 apts and there are no apt #s
11:27 AM Luis put white, black, native american
me: I wouldn't even have to struggle to line up a threesome
BushwickBK.com: haha
do most chicks touch each other in threesomes?
me: she's a fucking sex hound
I've only had to
two
BushwickBK.com: are chicks just way less bothered by same-sex touching in sex even if they're not lesbos
me: and one of hem involved touching each other
11:28 AM BushwickBK.com: I get that impression from pornography and television
me: of coure tey're less botered
fuck
keyboard
11:29 AM BushwickBK.com: sometimes straight porn is a turn-off when it's many guys one girl because half the guys' energy is spent making abslute sure they are not touching each other in ANY WAY
11:30 AM like we know you're not gay dude, but if your knee touches this other dude's knee while your DICKS are sepaated by like 3 millimeters of interior junk of the same woman, I think you'll survive
11:31 AM me: first of all, nothing is gay unless the balls touch
that's the rule
but seriously, yes, most straight males are freaked out esily by touching,
BushwickBK.com: haha
11:32 AM ok you know this 13 thames raid?
getting so much press al over for some reason
how can people be so ignorant as to what an anarchist is
11:33 AM Anarchists Arrested in Bushwick: Who Will Fight the Tea Party Now?
this makes sense how?
11:34 AM oh my bad
http://www.thelmagazine.com/TheMeasure/archives/2010/04/01/american-anarchists-to-battle-tea-partiers-on-april-15th
god anarcho commies are stupid
here I am trying to stick up
11:35 AM me: hadn't seen this, lemme look
wait, what about 13 Thames?
anywho, there's this faggoty-ass little anarcho-commune
BushwickBK.com: http://bushwickbk.com/2010/04/14/police-raid-thames-street-anarchist-hq/
11:58 AM me: oh, I've been there a couple times
those guys suck
or, a couple of them do
11:59 AM BushwickBK.com: it's disgusting and they're stupid
I have a friend that lives there
gone off the deep end
nice guy but a bit nuts
12:00 PM me: that Tony guy who sells weed is a prick
BushwickBK.com: don't know him
the problem with anti-capialists is hey're only such as far as everyone but them is concerned
once it comes to their own ass, you have to pay to play
12:03 PM me: fucking "communists," don't even have capital and already acting just as bad as the worst of those they despise
yeah, exactly
this one
tony guy
12:04 PM I know this crazy bitch who's nuts for eed
nevermind, I'll tel you later
BushwickBK.com: hah
ok