Catalina: hey Catalina: what are you up to tonight? me: same ol' me: seem to be dating a really hot asian chick now Catalina: thats cool me: she's got a crazy triad-esqu tattoo of a Chinese dragon all up and down her arm me: and she's brilliant me: just started talking to her yesterday, but we're totally into each other Catalina: i need skag Catalina: i am sorry i keep buying it from you Catalina: you could give me a number me: Do you feel like you're a little bit addicted? Catalina: no Catalina: so im denying it me: or anyway, that you physically or emotionally need it? Catalina: so i MUST be addicted Catalina: and if i said yes then id be admitting it me: I'm not going to let you have any for a while Catalina: thats rude! Catalina: why do you get to do it and not me? Catalina: ill have to try nelson :( me: because getting addicted is a ballgame of the sort that you don't want to fuck with me: and i'm not going to be responsible for you getting into that situation me: you can have some in a couple weeks Catalina: i am rolling my eyes me: I'll bet Catalina: ill get some anyway me: I know, but I want it to be hard for you Catalina: life is hard for me me: although I really don't think you'll manage to get any without me Catalina: thats not nice me: it's going to be a lot harder when you're spending hundreds of dollars a week on heroin like I do me: I'm addicted again myself after having gone through a mini-hell getting off of it me: but my life is such that I can do that, as I can take a few days to get off of it whenever I want me: plus, I love everything about my life me: so getting off is easier for me Catalina: im glad getting off is easy for you me: most people don't have that me: ha!!!!!!!!!!111111!!! me: actually, getting off is almost impossible when I'm actually high me: that's why the girls love me Catalina: well its either skag or alcohol Catalina: and im much worse on alcohol me: drink up, then me: then have me over so I can take advantage of your drunken sexuality Catalina: ill probably just end up sexually assaulting my married asian roommate Catalina: more convenient me: right me: he's maried? Catalina: yup me: but the wife doesn't live with him? Catalina: she lives in utah Catalina: hes going back there in a week me: gay gay gay me: I'm going to go have sex with this asian girl then me: for some reason I'm filled with sexual desire even though I'm on heroin Catalina: gross me: I know, I know me: ghosts do not have sex Catalina: i have not had it in a while me: I think it's cute that you're now celibate and think sex is gross Catalina: i am glad Catalina: its gross and messy me: that's adorable me: AND SEXY Catalina: rolling eyes Catalina: again me: see, that turns me on, I think I'm going to start chatting with you and listening to how gross you think sex is while having sex with another girl me: that will be my new sexual debauchery me: very cerebral Catalina: ugh Catalina: whatever Catalina: ill be back later me: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL me: word Catalina: and change your mind about the skag Catalina: you are being patronizing me: no, I'm not me: I already feel bad because I've gotten you in the habit of doing skag and did so for my own pleasure Catalina: i was doing skag before i met you Catalina: you know that? me: not to that extent me: you couldn't get good skag most of the time me: and you weren't shooting up Catalina: yes i was for a while Catalina: then my contact became unreliable Catalina: and shitty me: great, since I haven't facilitated your skag use to any large degree, you thus won't have any problems getting skag on your own Catalina: whatever Catalina: i really do have to go Catalina: later me: long story short, I'm not being patronizing, I'm just disinclined to help a female risk her life and well-being me: later