Subject: Chat with Catalina Saldaña
From: "Catalina Saldaña" <cat.salda@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

3:59 PM me: I wrote Rob a combined thank you/apology note
  zomglol
4:00 PM you should probably thank him for paying for the entire downloaded movie at his house

6 minutes
4:06 PM me: and then you should forward it to seven other people or you will be cursed and the girl from The Ring will kill you
4:07 PM except that you're a ghost, so nevermind