| Subject: Chat with Catalina Saldaña |
| From: "Catalina Saldaña" <cat.salda@gmail.com> |
8:07 PM Catalina: ok
im back
8:08 PM and i still think you are being a patronizing asshole
but were friends so ill eventually forgive you
also i cant seem to stay away from people who dont treat me right
8:09 PM i have ambien and i have vodka
thatll have to do until this weekend
8:21 PM me: ambien and vodka is pretty sweet
IT'S A WINNING COMBINATION
8:22 PM Catalina: why are you yelling at me?
8:24 PM i was talking on the phone on broadway and 127 or something waiting for the bus and this fat guy offered me a ride
8:25 PM me: lol you should have taken it
8:26 PM Catalina: i ignored him
i was on the phone!!!
it was rude
although i thought about asking him if he had some skad
skag
8:27 PM me: random fat people probably don't have skag
8:28 PM Catalina: well he kinda looked like nelson
8:29 PM me: I see
8:30 PM Catalina: also looked like my previous dealer
me: my dog is retared
Catalina: in that they are all fat and hispanic
i know
me: retarded, rather
very retarded
8:31 PM Catalina: i know
me: he was just on the couch engaging in a bunch of crazy shit I can't describe
anywho
yeah
9:12 PM Catalina: proof i am not addicted to skag: 1.I go to work everyday and function perfectly fine
2. I work out everyday (almost)
3. I dont do it every day even when i have it at home
9:13 PM I am a very controlled user
me: "everyday" is two words in that context
fine, I'll get you some if you wan
9:14 PM Catalina: i dont meet the DSM criteria for dependence
me: but if you seem like you're getting addicted you get no more
Catalina: yes sir!
ill be on my best behavior
and you are an expert on addiction?
9:16 PM me: nope
9:17 PM but I get to decide whether or not I get skag for a girl
9:22 PM Catalina: what about for a guy?
you dont get to decide?
9:23 PM me: I would just get it for him because I don't care about guys
9:24 PM but I try to not to cause damage to girs
because I'm very fond of girls
girls, girls, girls
Catalina: all girls?
that doesnt make me feel so special
lie to me
me: cute charming ones only
9:25 PM don't care about ones that aren't adorable
Catalina: why thank you!
aww you care about me
I feel all...
9:26 PM i feel something
also have you noticed i have been less angry?
me: yep, well done
I was worried about you a couple weeks ago
9:27 PM Catalina: when the carl thing happened?
me: even told your black friend to keep an eye on you for me and let me know what was going on
yeah
Catalina: oh
well there i will admit i meet dsm criteria for dependence
i am somehow addicted to that awful abusive relationship
9:28 PM and the abuse goes both ways
me: yeah, you need to get your shit together
Catalina: i know
9:29 PM if i had to pick between skag and carl id probably pick carl
which is terrible
9:30 PM i have to go do some shit
ill be back
thats a threat!!!
9:35 PM me: lol