Subject: Chat with Catalina Saldaña
From: "Catalina Saldaña" <cat.salda@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

Catalina: hey
Catalina: what are you up to tonight?
me: same ol'
me: seem to be dating a really hot asian chick now
Catalina: thats cool
me: she's got a crazy triad-esqu tattoo of a Chinese dragon all up and down her arm
me: and she's brilliant
me: just started talking to her yesterday, but we're totally into each other
Catalina: i need skag
Catalina: i am sorry i keep buying it from you
Catalina: you could give me a number
me: Do you feel like you're a little bit addicted?
Catalina: no
Catalina: so im denying it
me: or anyway, that you physically or emotionally need it?
Catalina: so i MUST be addicted
Catalina: and if i said yes then id be admitting it
me: I'm not going to let you have any for a while
Catalina: thats rude!
Catalina: why do you get to do it and not me?
Catalina: ill have to try nelson :(
me: because getting addicted is a ballgame of the sort that you don't want to fuck with
me: and i'm not going to be responsible for you getting into that situation
me: you can have some in a couple weeks
Catalina: i am rolling my eyes
me: I'll bet
Catalina: ill get some anyway
me: I know, but I want it to be hard for you
Catalina: life is hard for me
me: although I really don't think you'll manage to get any without me
Catalina: thats not nice
me: it's going to be a lot harder when you're spending hundreds of dollars a week on heroin like I do
me: I'm addicted again myself after having gone through a mini-hell getting off of it
me: but my life is such that I can do that, as I can take a few days to get off of it whenever I want
me: plus, I love everything about my life
me: so getting off is easier for me
Catalina: im glad getting off is easy for you
me: most people don't have that
me: ha!!!!!!!!!!111111!!!
me: actually, getting off is almost impossible when I'm actually high
me: that's why the girls love me
Catalina: well its either skag or alcohol
Catalina: and im much worse on alcohol
me: drink up, then
me: then have me over so I can take advantage of your drunken sexuality
Catalina: ill probably just end up sexually assaulting my married asian roommate
Catalina: more convenient
me: right
me: he's maried?
Catalina: yup
me: but the wife doesn't live with him?
Catalina: she lives in utah
Catalina: hes going back there in a week
me: gay gay gay
me: I'm going to go have sex with this asian girl then
me: for some reason I'm filled with sexual desire even though I'm on heroin
Catalina: gross
me: I know, I know
me: ghosts do not have sex
Catalina: i have not had it in a while
me: I think it's cute that you're now celibate and think sex is gross
Catalina: i am glad
Catalina: its gross and messy
me: that's adorable
me: AND SEXY
Catalina: rolling eyes
Catalina: again
me: see, that turns me on, I think I'm going to start chatting with you and listening to how gross you think sex is while having sex with another girl
me: that will be my new sexual debauchery
me: very cerebral
Catalina: ugh
Catalina: whatever
Catalina: ill be back later
me: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
me: word
Catalina: and change your mind about the skag
Catalina: you are being patronizing
me: no, I'm not
me: I already feel bad because I've gotten you in the habit of doing skag and did so for my own pleasure
Catalina: i was doing skag before i met you
Catalina: you know that?
me: not to that extent
me: you couldn't get good skag most of the time
me: and you weren't shooting up
Catalina: yes i was for a while
Catalina: then my contact became unreliable
Catalina: and shitty
me: great, since I haven't facilitated your skag use to any large degree, you thus won't have any problems getting skag on your own
Catalina: whatever
Catalina: i really do have to go
Catalina: later
me: long story short, I'm not being patronizing, I'm just disinclined to help a female risk her life and well-being
me: later