Joshua: wow, just looked at my taxes me: TAXES me: go on Joshua: apparently if i filed with nyc i would owe 5000+ locally me: I see me: so Joshua: makes me feel like smoking crack Joshua: i didn't file with nyc me: I don't follow me: oh, okay Joshua: it was my best defense Joshua: i panicked me: just let me know and I'll have some delivered over there Joshua: what should i do barrett me: smoke crack Joshua: i need advice me: wait, I'm confused me: this is already done? Joshua: well - i filed federally and i prepared a form for CT Joshua: apparently my company has been withholding for CT taxes me: okay Joshua: i feel a little overwhelmed by all of this me: so, all is done me: you escaped NYC taxes? Joshua: for now!!! Joshua: i guess me: meanwhile, my dwarves are milking horses and donkies Joshua: milking horses lol me: the milk is in turn used either in a larger meal prepared by a chef or made into cheese Joshua: !!! me: !!! me: that's right Joshua: it's an expression, a robot expression me: lolol me: also me: now talking to a hot asian chick me: from NYC me: who has a giant dragon tattoo on her arm Joshua: lets have sex with her me: and is otherwise decked out like some triad chick me: k Joshua: word me: her name is Selena, too me: lol Joshua: that's awesome Joshua: i need casual sex with a girl to forget my massive debt - it's really the only thing that would work i think me: wait me: I thought you escape the debt Joshua: debt will find a way me: lol Joshua: maybe i'll just move to new jersey Joshua: YAGER BOMBS! YAGER BOMBS! me: lol no don't do that silly Joshua: YAGER BOMBS! TAX EVASION! Joshua: YAGER BOMBS!