Subject: Chat with Joshua Hawkins
From: Joshua Hawkins <josh.r.hawk@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

Joshua: wow, just looked at my taxes
me: TAXES
me: go on
Joshua: apparently if i filed with nyc i would owe 5000+ locally
me: I see
me: so
Joshua: makes me feel like smoking crack
Joshua: i didn't file with nyc
me: I don't follow
me: oh, okay
Joshua: it was my best defense
Joshua: i panicked
me: just let me know and I'll have some delivered over there
Joshua: what should i do barrett
me: smoke crack
Joshua: i need advice
me: wait, I'm confused
me: this is already done?
Joshua: well - i filed federally and i prepared a form for CT
Joshua: apparently my company has been withholding for CT taxes
me: okay
Joshua: i feel a little overwhelmed by all of this
me: so, all is done
me: you escaped NYC taxes?
Joshua: for now!!!
Joshua: i guess
me: meanwhile, my dwarves are milking horses and donkies
Joshua: milking horses lol
me: the milk is in turn used either in a larger meal prepared by a chef or made into cheese
Joshua: !!!
me: !!!
me: that's right
Joshua: it's an expression, a robot expression
me: lolol
me: also
me: now talking to a hot asian chick
me: from NYC
me: who has a giant dragon tattoo on her arm
Joshua: lets have sex with her
me: and is otherwise decked out like some triad chick
me: k
Joshua: word
me: her name is Selena, too
me: lol
Joshua: that's awesome
Joshua: i need casual sex with a girl to forget my massive debt - it's really the only thing that would work i think
me: wait
me: I thought you escape the debt
Joshua: debt will find a way
me: lol
Joshua: maybe i'll just move to new jersey
Joshua: YAGER BOMBS! YAGER BOMBS!
me: lol no don't do that silly
Joshua: YAGER BOMBS! TAX EVASION!
Joshua: YAGER BOMBS!