me: what irritates me Joshua: what's that B me: and you know how hard it is for me to get irritated me: is on OkCupud Joshua: well... Joshua: go on me: all these girls in their little profiles me: tend to put a single word in, repeated, for humorous effect Joshua: yessssss.... me: like, what do you like to do? Joshua: like whizzle wuzzle? me: sailing, drinking, reading, going out, drinking, whizzule wuzzle, drinking lol Joshua: lololol me: GOOD ONE me: I GET IT me: YOU'RE A PARTY GIRL Joshua: lol - party Joshua: toga toga toga Joshua: bzzzzz me: also, I get tons of matches, girls clicked a button saying they like me, but then rarely respond when i send a message Joshua: what messages do you respond with me: and TED girl dumped me because I was not sufficiently affectionate and interested in her Joshua: also, most girls are probably more overwhelmed with messages than you are - at least you would think Joshua: even though she was dating other guys Joshua: how much attention does one person need Joshua: ? me: Catalina seems to have resumed her romance/UFC match with black neurologist fellow me: that's what me: explained to her me: that she had said and done several things that disinclined me to be all "serious" me: like having sex with guys me: and encouraging me to date other girl me: s me: anywho Joshua: yeah - whatever Joshua: plenty of fish barrett me: I gotta go out with blonde Jewish girl from Connecticut, I guess me: got my new system all set me: up Joshua: sweet Joshua: system? me: gonna go to events for Scallywag and Vagabond for the dates me: free, high-end dates me: free drinks and food Joshua: sweet - can i come too Joshua: ? me: of course, I was going to invite you Joshua: i have a few still on the hook me: THIS IS MY FRIEND JOSH HE IS ERE TO HELP ME IF I GET NERVOUS Joshua: i disabled my account for the time being me: yeah, I figured you've been going on a whole bunch of dates Joshua: yeah - i burned out - i still kept a few on the hook me: right Joshua: i might get back on if i run out of ones in stock Joshua: so, when are you doing the S&V dates Joshua: any soon? me: was going to do one last night but, you see, new Dwarf Fortress came out Joshua: i've got two white girls, one latin, and one black that i need to entertain Joshua: say what?!!?!?!???! Joshua: ZOMG Joshua: lol me: and I'm not entirely excited about this white girl I was goona take out Joshua: why not? me: voice irritating Joshua: i hear that me: she's Jewish me: still Joshua: what's not to like Joshua: ? me: maybe I should give her a shot Joshua: i meant to say that in a jewish accent - like a joke me: I got it Joshua: a "shot" Joshua: lolsosiojhiohg Joshua: alright, gotta work now me: hmmm me: My Self-Summary The exquisite balance between the objective and subjective can be observed from a diminutive enzyme deep down in our inner most genus, all the way up to a scientist using illustrations to better understand her work. I find myself walking precariously upon dendrites that impersonate tight ropes as if I knew a god damn thing about balance. me: okay, I will allow you to work me: I'm just saying is all Joshua: what the hell is that Joshua: is that your my self-summary? me: from profile of a girl who likes me and abut whom I am understandably ambivalent Joshua: agreed - yeah... Joshua: how old is she anyway me: 25 or something me: I'm not really going to puruse her me: I would meet her only if it was convenient, like at Union Pool or on my couch Joshua: word Joshua: so, what's on the books for tomorrow mr brown? me: nothing 'tall me: so, I understand that I'll be spending at least a portion of next month at your residence me: perhaps you have heard of this development by means of the grapevine? Joshua: not yet - when will that start? me: the first or thereabouts Joshua: are you guys moving or something Joshua: ? me: I guess John is in charge me: yep Joshua: he hasn't talked to me ina few days for some reason me: and I'm going to be moving somewhere else eventually me: how odd Joshua: i c me: anyway, I'm relatively loaded, so I'll buy lots of groceries and liquor and whatnot Joshua: loaded for the winter me: while you work your fingers raw finding me an apartment Joshua: just like the ants me: lol j/k!1 Joshua: lolol me: IT IS MY RESPONSIBILITY Joshua: you'll manage me: so, I get your room on Mondays, Wednesdays, Saturdays... me: during which I will turn it into my rave chamber, hang plastic necklaces of marijuana plants and put in colored light bulbs.... Joshua: barrett?! me: on that uncontradicted and thus established and legally solid note, I should get back to work