| Subject: Chat with Catalina Saldaña |
| From: "Catalina Saldaña" <cat.salda@gmail.com> |
10:37 PM Catalina: where are you buddy?
10:38 PM me: just chilling in my crib, fellow gangster
Catalina: oh
awesome
10:39 PM Ddid we already talk tonight?
me: nope, we talked earlier on the IM machine
10:44 PM Catalina: while i was at work or fucked up at home'
?
me: work
10:45 PM Catalina: can we get skag tomorrow night?
me: sure
Catalina: really?
me: yes, really!
Catalina: will you teach me how to iv?
me: nope
10:46 PM Catalina: should i bring you anything from work?
me: candy
Catalina: why wont you teach me?
me: because I don't want you to know
Catalina: so mean
why?
me: you know why
Catalina: thats patronizing!!!!
no i dont
because im a girl
me: mostly, yes
10:47 PM Catalina: because you dont think i have as much self control as you?
oh
really?
me: yes
Catalina: the girl thing?
what ever
ill learn on my own
me: you shouldn't
10:49 PM Catalina: why?
why can you do it and not me?
10:50 PM why why why why why
why why
me: lol, because girls are crazy
10:51 PM also, I don't care if a guy gets addicted, but I don't want girls doing it
Catalina: so?
whatever
youre being condescending
i know ill be fine doing it'
11:27 PM Catalina: so were getting skag tomorrow?
me: yep indeed
Catalina: can i take you out for a drink too?
me: sure thing
11:28 PM Catalina: i am so out of it
its nice
me: what'd you do?
Catalina: bennys
skag
alcoho;
l
me: oh snap
Catalina: what?
11:29 PM im ok
work will just suck tomorrow
maybe ill leave early
get our drink on soon
me: you should, work is gay
Catalina: i want to be gay
11:30 PM me: then you should
take some girls out fishing
Catalina: but i already think all my coworkers are scared by me
me: maybe you're coming on to the girls too strongly
Catalina: maybe i am
11:31 PM me: also, they could all be squares
Catalina: they are
and im a crazy bad person
whatever
screw them
i dont give a fuck
11:32 PM me: fuck them all talking smack on the internet
Catalina: what?
me: IN MIAMI
Catalina: anyway
yyou wanna make out?
me: LITTLE UFFIE OF COURSE
Catalina: im dunk enough for it
me: I like how there were two yys
11:33 PM Catalina: yyou?
me: it was a more explicitly drunken make-out request
Catalina: i stuttered
you make me nervous
me: I HAVE THAT EFFECT WOMEN HURRRRRRRr
Catalina: i have plans with carl first
11:34 PM work out plans
then well get skag and make out
me: you guys gonna fight?
very well
Catalina: were supposed to work out
11:35 PM anyway i think i cared ko tonight
i forgot this nightgown is to revealing
and i think its obvious im fucked u[
up
me: lol wut
11:36 PM cared ko?
Catalina: scared
me: oh, gotcha
Catalina: my asian roommate
me: wait, is this an imaginary person or not?
'one sec
I'm gonna buy a beer
Catalina: ok
no he is real
11:37 PM im going to try to sleep since i do have work
later yo