| Subject: Chat with Catalina Saldaña |
| From: "Catalina Saldaña" <cat.salda@gmail.com> |
2:25 PM Catalina: how was your date?
2:26 PM me: date?
oh, ruiz
he's a prude just like you, apparently
didn't get any play
2:37 PM Catalina: should have gotten hhim drunk
me: I did
2:40 PM Catalina: wow, hes worse than me then
2:48 PM me: now, now
no one's worse than you
2:50 PM Catalina: thanks
2:54 PM me: now, now
now, now
now, nw
oops
you're good at planning parties
2:56 PM Catalina: youre wrong
i never watched that video growing up
i suck at planning parties
for example, when i watched that video the other day i learned parties should be fun
2:57 PM i never knew that
3:13 PM me: you knew that deep down in your heart
you make every party fun
3:30 PM me: plus you don't need to know how to plan them
you, uffie, and skag make for the perfect party
Catalina: thanks
im crying
3:31 PM me: probably female hysteria, to judge from these '50s educational videos on the nature of girl workers
3:32 PM Catalina: my uterus is wandering