| Subject: Chat with Caleb Pritchard |
| From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com> |
2:57 AM me: http://render64.wordpress.com/2010/04/07/atheist-jew-hater-from-trueslant-inserts-head-into-blender/
3:01 AM Caleb: Maybe you should STFU.
3:02 AM me: don't know if you've checked it out yet, but the danger room feature on Freedom Force is sweet
just set em up and knock 'em down
Caleb: How’s it feel to be hoisted by your own petard?
me: happens all the time
Caleb: How’s it feel to be hoisted by your own petard?
How’s it feel to be hoisted by your own petard?
me: like that guy who exposed me for the whole world to see as a racist for being white
two weeks back
Caleb: How’s it feel to be hoisted by your own petard?
3:03 AM That is all.
I wish someone would hoist me up by my own petard.
3:04 AM Or, at least, the petard of somebody else.
My particular petard is a little tired of being hoisted.
3:05 AM me: STOP IT
Mirna made herself a Freedom Force character
best be prepared
for when the shit hits online
she's got beauty powers
3:06 AM and sprouts a bunch of clones sometimes when hit
Caleb: Tell her to hoist my petard.
Filthy persian.
3:07 AM And furthermore.
This so-called "Freedom Force"
is the buggiest of all buggy games I've ever bugged.
3:08 AM And I demand an apology forthwith.
On account of all the various bugs.
You see.
And finally.
In conclusion.
3:09 AM me: when you say buggy
you mean the stuttering?
Caleb: Blade Runner is un-watchable.
me: yo yo
answer me, cause I'm having a similar problem and want to make sure t's not my comp
is that shit stuttering on you?
3:10 AM Caleb: You're stuttering on me, faggot.
But, for realz.
It lagzzz up on me every ten minutes or so.
me: ten minuts?
3:11 AM Caleb: Minutes.
me: werawrw ejfa;jfa;jaig;G
Caleb: With an 'e'.
me: not seconds, then
Caleb: Oh.
That was a typo.
me: yeah
Caleb: I meant 'seconds.'
me: so, yeah, I have the same problem
might google that shit
Caleb: But for some odd reason, it came out as 'minutes.'
me: see if maybe there's a patch
3:12 AM Caleb: Damnedest god damn thing.
me: what OS are you using?
cause seriously, same problem over here
and it pisses me off
3:13 AM Caleb: I really did mean 'minutes.'
You're a stupid faggot.
me: YOU ARE NOT BEING HELPFUL
so, every ten minutes it "lags" on you
3:14 AM Caleb: Yeah.
me: what does lagging entail in that case?
Caleb: MMMMmminnnuuuutttteesss.
me: since lagging isn't the correct term
Caleb: BAD WEATHERSSZZZ
me: WHO'S KAFKA, TELL ME!
3:15 AM Caleb: KAFKA-ESQUE DREAM SEQUENCE
3:32 AM me: I'm about to retaliate against all of these faggots
for their various charges of racism and whatnot
3:33 AM gonna drop a big o' bomb on 'em like my man Ignatius Tee
3:34 AM Caleb: You should mention my main man, Melvonius Cheeks.
And how gay your sex has been with him.
3:35 AM me: it was straight
by the wa
you need to read Fag Truckers in Denial
it's a comic
from 2005
epic tale
3:36 AM Caleb: I wrote it.
me: truly an epic tale
Caleb: Lived it.
me: no, you wrote Jesus the Gay Pirate
3:37 AM then you just rolled over for The Man when he put the censorship on you
by which I mean tht
ah, I'm done
also
remember Jamie Hast?
3:38 AM Caleb: The chick from Rammstein?
me: fucking sickening or at least hilarious
went to school with me
she got married
Caleb: NO!
me: like, a while back
3:39 AM and her facebook profile photo is her in her wedding dress
and she works at a gym or some such
Caleb: Un-fucking-believable.
me: why did these people get sent to $10,000/yr school?
Caleb: Dallas.
me: she offered to let me finger her in 6th grade
Caleb: I remember that.
3:40 AM I was there.
me: because I had fingered Tracy
Caleb: TKO!!!
me: MY ONCE AND FUTURE GIRLFRIEND
god, I wish I had records of that whole thing
ooh, gotta look up Talor Sharpe
or however it's spelled
3:41 AM Caleb: Oooooh.
Yessssssss.
Listen.
me: think I remember finding an indecency with a child thing
some time back
do me a solid, get on that for me
Caleb: I've got some The Aviator to watch.
me: hey
might make a good story
if he's doing something with kids still
3:42 AM IS TEXAS REALLY DEFENDING OUR KIDS FROM PEDOPHILES?
Caleb: He's the pope, not waving, drowning, etc.
3:43 AM me: if you come down like some bricks on my man Taylor
I'll do anything
like caress your penis with my mouth
AND MY TONGUE
3:44 AM also, go do that
attaboy
3:45 AM Caleb: Drill bits.
You should also watch The Aviator.
It's i'ite.
3:52 AM me: yeah, I'll pass
uh, yea
uh, yeah
4:34 AM me: http://render64.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/1948womanhaganah.jpg
4:35 AM my antagonist has a bunch of awesome pics of Israeli chicks defending the frontier