Caleb: Dudebra. me: yes candlebra? Caleb: I don't like the new Huffpo photo. Caleb: I DON'T LIKE IT. Caleb: I PREFER THE OLD ONE. me: compared to previous photo? Caleb: THAT'S WHAT I JUST SAID, DUMMY. me: my mom wouldn't shut the fuck about the old one me: like, even relative to her usual bullshit Caleb: So she likes this one better? me: yeah me: she really hated the old one, a lot me: I've got so many fucking e-mila in my archive hear me: hear lol me: WRONG me: anyway, this is temporary Caleb: This one in which you're clearly on as much heroin as the last one but only more hunched over. me: I'm not on heroin in this one Caleb: Clearly. me: that's from when I was on Fox Caleb: You did a bunch of skag-junk the night before as I recall. Caleb: As such as I recall the matter. Caleb: According to my matter-recall memory. Caleb: Also: Caleb: "Huffpo" me: no, didn't have any Caleb: Faggot. Caleb: Zipzipzap. Caleb: So, I pitched the Wikileaks video to my assignment desk broad the day it broke. Caleb: Via e-mail. Caleb: Because she had already left for the day. Caleb: Then I threw it out during the morning news meeting the next day. Caleb: To the news director specifically. Caleb: I offered all the details, specifically the death of journalists, the laughing pilots, the Pentagon cover-up, the role of WikiLeaks, etc. Caleb: We didn't report it. Caleb: BUT. Caleb: We did include a story about Al Gore's recent Youtube video. Caleb: The day after we ran a piece from CNSnews.com about how Al Gore has disappeared from the spotlight since global warming has been debunked. Caleb: Also, fix this: Caleb: "Consider familiarizing yourself familiarize yourself with Wikileaks as well as that which is publicly known regarding U.S. intelligence community's plan to marginalize and weaken that organization;" me: is that at HuffPo, you said? me: ah, yes, fixed it me: thanks me: you're a lifesaver, sir me: you could run a story on how liberals incorrectly called it a massacre me: sorry, was on phone with my now-ex-girlfriend me: also, one of the men who was shot did indeed have an RPG me: which doesn't prove they were insurgents me: in fact, seems to make it less likely insomuch as there was a U.S. troop carrier around the corner, as we know from the pics the photog was taking before he up and got shot me: and they didn't seem interested in it me: whereas an RPG could have clearly caused that troop carrier some problems me: so, probably just one of the many armed local bands that defend their neighborhood from other armed local bands Caleb: NSB, fool. me: oh, yeah me: we probably invented organized game trolling me: or at least were pioneers