Subject: Chat with Caleb Pritchard
From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

Caleb: Dudebra.
me: yes candlebra?
Caleb: I don't like the new Huffpo photo.
Caleb: I DON'T LIKE IT.
Caleb: I PREFER THE OLD ONE.
me: compared to previous photo?
Caleb: THAT'S WHAT I JUST SAID, DUMMY.
me: my mom wouldn't shut the fuck about the old one
me: like, even relative to her usual bullshit
Caleb: So she likes this one better?
me: yeah
me: she really hated the old one, a lot
me: I've got so many fucking e-mila in my archive hear
me: hear lol
me: WRONG
me: anyway, this is temporary
Caleb: This one in which you're clearly on as much heroin as the last one but only more hunched over.
me: I'm not on heroin in this one
Caleb: Clearly.
me: that's from when I was on Fox
Caleb: You did a bunch of skag-junk the night before as I recall.
Caleb: As such as I recall the matter.
Caleb: According to my matter-recall memory.
Caleb: Also:
Caleb: "Huffpo"
me: no, didn't have any
Caleb: Faggot.
Caleb: Zipzipzap.
Caleb: So, I pitched the Wikileaks video to my assignment desk broad the day it broke.
Caleb: Via e-mail.
Caleb: Because she had already left for the day.
Caleb: Then I threw it out during the morning news meeting the next day.
Caleb: To the news director specifically.
Caleb: I offered all the details, specifically the death of journalists, the laughing pilots, the Pentagon cover-up, the role of WikiLeaks, etc.
Caleb: We didn't report it.
Caleb: BUT.
Caleb: We did include a story about Al Gore's recent Youtube video.
Caleb: The day after we ran a piece from CNSnews.com about how Al Gore has disappeared from the spotlight since global warming has been debunked.
Caleb: Also, fix this:
Caleb: "Consider familiarizing yourself familiarize yourself with Wikileaks as well as that which is publicly known regarding U.S. intelligence community's plan to marginalize and weaken that organization;"
me: is that at HuffPo, you said?
me: ah, yes, fixed it
me: thanks
me: you're a lifesaver, sir
me: you could run a story on how liberals incorrectly called it a massacre
me: sorry, was on phone with my now-ex-girlfriend
me: also, one of the men who was shot did indeed have an RPG
me: which doesn't prove they were insurgents
me: in fact, seems to make it less likely insomuch as there was a U.S. troop carrier around the corner, as we know from the pics the photog was taking before he up and got shot
me: and they didn't seem interested in it
me: whereas an RPG could have clearly caused that troop carrier some problems
me: so, probably just one of the many armed local bands that defend their neighborhood from other armed local bands
Caleb: NSB, fool.
me: oh, yeah
me: we probably invented organized game trolling
me: or at least were pioneers