me: been scooping chumps Joshua: *wicked* Joshua: lol me: lol bold Joshua: boldol me: my latest reddit-victory me: http://trueslant.com/barrettbrown/2010/04/05/a-press-conference-mankind-decides-his-future-one-eye-open/ me: got 3,000 hits this morning Joshua: son of a... me: now only need 7,000 more by end of month to get $250 extra Joshua: i'd "hit" that Joshua: i done my part Joshua: looks like you owe me Joshua: about 3 cents or so Joshua: you can hold on to the other half penny Joshua: lol Joshua: your my best friend Joshua: *you're Joshua: lolololol me: lol me: Patti became a fan of Patti Smith Fans on Facebook and suggested you become a fan too. me: Thanks, Patti Smith Joshua: networking with self and others Joshua: ... Joshua: bzzz Joshua: so, i settled on attributes for my game Joshua: might, psyche, willpower, vitality, quickness, reason, agility Joshua: oh and intuition Joshua: can't forget about that Joshua: ... Joshua: lololol me: very ell me: let me know if i can be of any assistance me: in thinking up things and whatnot me: later, I want to write for the game me: I SUGGEST YOU LET ME DO SO Joshua: .... Joshua: Mr. Brown, your hurting me... Joshua: !!! Joshua: alright me: uh oh, old dirty bastard is on a roof threatening to jump, and he's got a bomb for some reason Joshua: lol - also a kaiser helmet of some sort Joshua: lololol me: this is a serious matter me: he could jump off and then be caught by another wu-tang member who turns into a swarm of bees in order to catch him Joshua: the helmet could prevent this from happening me: because that's a better way to catch someone than just catching them me: turning into a swarm of bees me: which catch things Joshua: honestly... Joshua: yes me: Stein is all ultra-butthurt me: also me: I pwned this popular redditor who's been hassling me Joshua: why stein butthurt? me: Kevin's april fools joke, also mirna hanging out with kevin me: now Stein says Mirna's not allowed to come over Joshua: oh yeah - i forgot about that Joshua: it wouldn't be fun without someone arguing with someone about something me: really? Joshua: ... Joshua: my hat is AWESOME!!!! me: lol computer me: the video from Wikileaks is up me: many bothams died to bring us this information me: bonthams? me: power bottoms? Joshua: lololol Joshua: excellent me: I want to write that on my post but it's a bad idea Joshua: and before the start of the rainy season too me: ijr;rsjge;rjgoe;jte;ort Joshua: probably so friend! me: I've got like 15 tabs open me: it's been a long morning me: also night Joshua: cold sweatin' as you dwell in your cell, huh? me: so, Catalina went to a party with Chris Kouleanous and Rob the professor Joshua: listen to it now me: on Sunday me: and invited me along me: but I didn't go Joshua: i c Joshua: so? Joshua: did chris and rob blow each other Joshua: ? me: and Rob and Chris decided to get crack Joshua: that would have been one awesome party Joshua: yea haw Joshua: !!! me: so they all go to some crack house Joshua: go on me: and then eventually back to Rob's place in new jersey Joshua: i c me: and rob has a thing for catalina Joshua: i understand me: but she wasn't going for i me: and in fact was asking me to come out and rescue her and make out etc me: so then me: (but I remained home) Joshua: interesting me: they're at rob's me: and Rob is like, you guys wanna watch a directtv movie? Joshua: (out of character but continue ) me: and they're all like, sure me: so he's like, great, everyone just pitch in like two or three dollars Joshua: chris is still there too me: yeah Joshua: ok me: keep in mind, again, that he is trying to have sex with catalina Joshua: right me: and here she is at his house me: and he's wanting to download a movie Joshua: yes... suspense me: which costs like 10 dollars Joshua: !!! me: and he's asking her to pitch in me: for the movie he's ordering off his credit card or whatever Joshua: !!!! me: you seem to have missed the punchline a while back Joshua: 5x! Joshua: lolol me: you're not good at listening to stories me: you've changed Joshua: i thought the punchline would be what he ordered me: no me: it's him asking his guests to put in Joshua: i was imagining the golden compass Joshua: or gay porn me: yes, yes Joshua: or i don't know something Joshua: that's pretty shitty Joshua: but that guy didn't seem too terribly respectable to me Joshua: not that i know him too well Joshua: muckluck me: yeah, he's just generally not particularly grown-up me: in the sense that he'll go run around to crack houses with Chris me: also he invited Catalina to the party but not me me: she invited me, lol Joshua: lolol - yeah, oh well Joshua: maybe we should start hanging out with chris more Joshua: goddamnit Joshua: so, what's on the books with you tonight? Joshua: !!!!!!! Joshua: that's the most exclamation marks thus far me: probably sleeping as I stayed up last night to hit this story Joshua: very well