From: Joshua Hawkins <josh.r.hawk@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

me: been scooping chumps
Joshua: *wicked*
Joshua: lol
me: lol bold
Joshua: boldol
me: my latest reddit-victory
me: http://trueslant.com/barrettbrown/2010/04/05/a-press-conference-mankind-decides-his-future-one-eye-open/
me: got 3,000 hits this morning
Joshua: son of a...
me: now only need 7,000 more by end of month to get $250 extra
Joshua: i'd "hit" that
Joshua: i done my part
Joshua: looks like you owe me
Joshua: about 3 cents or so
Joshua: you can hold on to the other half penny
Joshua: lol
Joshua: your my best friend
Joshua: *you're
Joshua: lolololol
me: lol
me: Patti became a fan of Patti Smith Fans on Facebook and suggested you become a fan too.
me: Thanks, Patti Smith
Joshua: networking with self and others
Joshua: ...
Joshua: bzzz
Joshua: so, i settled on attributes for my game
Joshua: might, psyche, willpower, vitality, quickness, reason, agility
Joshua: oh and intuition
Joshua: can't forget about that
Joshua: ...
Joshua: lololol
me: very ell
me: let me know if i can be of any assistance
me: in thinking up things and whatnot
me: later, I want to write for the game
me: I SUGGEST YOU LET ME DO SO
Joshua: ....
Joshua: Mr. Brown, your hurting me...
Joshua: !!!
Joshua: alright
me: uh oh, old dirty bastard is on a roof threatening to jump, and he's got a bomb for some reason
Joshua: lol - also a kaiser helmet of some sort
Joshua: lololol
me: this is a serious matter
me: he could jump off and then be caught by another wu-tang member who turns into a swarm of bees in order to catch him
Joshua: the helmet could prevent this from happening
me: because that's a better way to catch someone than just catching them
me: turning into a swarm of bees
me: which catch things
Joshua: honestly...
Joshua: yes
me: Stein is all ultra-butthurt
me: also
me: I pwned this popular redditor who's been hassling me
Joshua: why stein butthurt?
me: Kevin's april fools joke, also mirna hanging out with kevin
me: now Stein says Mirna's not allowed to come over
Joshua: oh yeah - i forgot about that
Joshua: it wouldn't be fun without someone arguing with someone about something
me: really?
Joshua: ...
Joshua: my hat is AWESOME!!!!
me: lol computer
me: the video from Wikileaks is up
me: many bothams died to bring us this information
me: bonthams?
me: power bottoms?
Joshua: lololol
Joshua: excellent
me: I want to write that on my post but it's a bad idea
Joshua: and before the start of the rainy season too
me: ijr;rsjge;rjgoe;jte;ort
Joshua: probably so friend!
me: I've got like 15 tabs open
me: it's been a long morning
me: also night
Joshua: cold sweatin' as you dwell in your cell, huh?
me: so, Catalina went to a party with Chris Kouleanous and Rob the professor
Joshua: listen to it now
me: on Sunday
me: and invited me along
me: but I didn't go
Joshua: i c
Joshua: so?
Joshua: did chris and rob blow each other
Joshua: ?
me: and Rob and Chris decided to get crack
Joshua: that would have been one awesome party
Joshua: yea haw
Joshua: !!!
me: so they all go to some crack house
Joshua: go on
me: and then eventually back to Rob's place in new jersey
Joshua: i c
me: and rob has a thing for catalina
Joshua: i understand
me: but she wasn't going for i
me: and in fact was asking me to come out and rescue her and make out etc
me: so then
me: (but I remained home)
Joshua: interesting
me: they're at rob's
me: and Rob is like, you guys wanna watch a directtv movie?
Joshua: (out of character but continue )
me: and they're all like, sure
me: so he's like, great, everyone just pitch in like two or three dollars
Joshua: chris is still there too
me: yeah
Joshua: ok
me: keep in mind, again, that he is trying to have sex with catalina
Joshua: right
me: and here she is at his house
me: and he's wanting to download a movie
Joshua: yes... suspense
me: which costs like 10 dollars
Joshua: !!!
me: and he's asking her to pitch in
me: for the movie he's ordering off his credit card or whatever
Joshua: !!!!
me: you seem to have missed the punchline a while back
Joshua: 5x!
Joshua: lolol
me: you're not good at listening to stories
me: you've changed
Joshua: i thought the punchline would be what he ordered
me: no
me: it's him asking his guests to put in
Joshua: i was imagining the golden compass
Joshua: or gay porn
me: yes, yes
Joshua: or i don't know something
Joshua: that's pretty shitty
Joshua: but that guy didn't seem too terribly respectable to me
Joshua: not that i know him too well
Joshua: muckluck
me: yeah, he's just generally not particularly grown-up
me: in the sense that he'll go run around to crack houses with Chris
me: also he invited Catalina to the party but not me
me: she invited me, lol
Joshua: lolol - yeah, oh well
Joshua: maybe we should start hanging out with chris more
Joshua: goddamnit
Joshua: so, what's on the books with you tonight?
Joshua: !!!!!!!
Joshua: that's the most exclamation marks thus far
me: probably sleeping as I stayed up last night to hit this story
Joshua: very well