Subject: Chat with samantha.sterling@gmail.com
From: "samantha.sterling@gmail.com" <samantha.sterling@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

me: Caleb: TRUE TO ITS NAME, EASTER SUNDAY HAD PLENTY OF SUN.

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF THE WEEK?

YOUR FORECAST IS NEXT.

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PLUS... THE HEARTWARMING STORY OF A 4-YEAR-OLD GIRL... A COMPLEX OPERATION... AND THE HEROES WHO STOOD BY HER SIDE

me: wow

Caleb: That's my tease for the c-block.
8:18 PM
me: that's actually really, like, 100 percent

pretty much perfect in the Platonic sense of embodying some aspect
8:19 PM
Caleb: It's my chef d'oeuvre.

samantha.sterling: feeling reoriented?
samantha.sterling: ugh my neighbors are going at it again. how many times can a couple argue before they finally break up for good?
me: you should ask them
me: get them to break up by posing questions of terrible significance
samantha.sterling: hmm. an interesting idea
me: and dark implications
me: force them to think about the cruel and mercenary nature of human relationships
me: also spike them with hallucinogens first
me: see, I can solve any problems
samantha.sterling: they don't deserve any free hallucinogens
me: then give me some hallucinogens
samantha.sterling: i would if i had any
me: I haven't done any in years
me: damn country
samantha.sterling: why is it the country's fault? i mean, usually blaming the country is quite right, but i don't see how it is applicable in this particular situation
samantha.sterling: they can be found relatively easily
me: it used to be a lot easier
me: LSD, for instance
me: was being produced mostly by a mere handful of chemists
me: and then several were busted in like 2002
me: meanwhile, people aren't really picking up the slack
samantha.sterling: i don't know, it's been a really long time since i did acid. i was much more into mushrooms
me: though LSD is an extraordinarily useful commodity that writers and artists and scientists need as a way to instigate counter-intuitive concepts
me: so really, the country is losing out quite a bit
me: if you know of any sources of hallucinogens, let me know, as they are helpful in deterring one from use of opiates
samantha.sterling: i can make some inquiries for you
me: very well
samantha.sterling: how did you stop in the past
samantha.sterling: substitute LSD for the heroin?
me: no, haven't done LSD for years and years
me: I just went through withdrawals and kept my mind on the absolute necessity of what I was doing in going without and the vast opportunities I have that would be lost to me i I couldn't get off
me: I'm not really addicted right now though
me: just need to not get addicted
samantha.sterling: i'm not really sure about getting acid. mushrooms maybe
samantha.sterling: would that do?
me: absolutely
me: sorry for delayed responses, got a bunch going on here
samantha.sterling: of course. no worries.
samantha.sterling: i'm watching ed wood. good movie.
me: just talked to another fellow who has his own network, or planning one, or some such
me: I could tell just from his voice that he's a lightweight