Subject: Chat with Caleb Pritchard
From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

8:17 PM Caleb: TRUE TO ITS NAME, EASTER SUNDAY HAD PLENTY OF SUN.

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF THE WEEK?

YOUR FORECAST IS NEXT.

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PLUS... THE HEARTWARMING STORY OF A 4-YEAR-OLD GIRL... A COMPLEX OPERATION... AND THE HEROES WHO STOOD BY HER SIDE
 me: wow
 Caleb: That's my tease for the c-block.
8:18 PM me: that's actually really, like, 100 percent
  pretty much perfect in the Platonic sense of embodying some aspect
8:19 PM Caleb: It's my chef d'oeuvre.
8:23 PM me: oh, man
  that fellow
  John Penley
  who's helping me inteface with all the celebrities and activists
8:24 PM I've gotta keep him as least associated with the project as possible
  because of shit like this
  I wanna be sedated !!!!! I just got in a thing on Facebook with some racists when I suggested that they are mentally ill. These people either need mental health care or my boot up their ASS
8:25 PM his status
Caleb: Rolling Stones are gonna roll over a die.
Caleb: Nazi punks, fuck off!
me: forgot about the first quote there
Caleb: Actually, what I meant to say was that they're going to roll _and_ die.
Caleb: The original was just a typo.