Subject: Chat with samantha.sterling@gmail.com
From: "samantha.sterling@gmail.com" <samantha.sterling@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

3:52 PM samantha.sterling: hey there
3:53 PM me: yo yo
  I just got friended by Bob Geldof and Cindy Lauper
 samantha.sterling: what?!
  that's fucking amazing
  i love bob geldorf
3:54 PM me: been asked to write a recruitment announcement for photojournalist John Penley's facebook page, geared towards his various activist/celebrity associates
  they'll obviously been in strong position to promote it
 samantha.sterling: incredible
 me: also probably mentioned Patti Smith
3:55 PM samantha.sterling: wow
  this is far more impressive than dr. juan cole
  :)
 me: it'll certainly help in recruiting a different class of people
3:56 PM samantha.sterling: indeed
 me: like douchebags from Williamsburg
 samantha.sterling: well you need as much help as possible
  even from the douchebags
 me: I may set up a separate "douchebag network"
  have them do grunt work
 samantha.sterling: i think that's an excellent idea
3:57 PM i used to have a big crush on bob geldorf
3:58 PM me: oops, geldof I mean
4:01 PM samantha.sterling: what else is going on?
4:04 PM me: not much, my friend John Ruiz came over last night and we played Freedom Force, otherwise I've been working on aspects of Project PM, will spend the day corresponding with various recruits and giving assignments, also doing laundry
 samantha.sterling: have you been without underwear this whole time?!
 me: without clean underwear, yes, but I haven't really left the house
4:05 PM just kept getting busy
  actually, I did go to Manhattan to meet with publisher yesterday
  and then briefly to the Met Life building with him
4:06 PM samantha.sterling: yeah i know, we talked about it when we spoke on the phone
 me: just realized I haven't had any caffeine
  today
  did a bunch of heroin earlier and keep going into mini nod-offs
 samantha.sterling: go get some soda
 me: making it difficult to write my rock star recruitment note
4:07 PM yeah, I'm gonna grab some coffee from across the street, brb
 samantha.sterling: k