| Subject: Chat with Caleb Pritchard |
| From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com> |
7:43 PM Caleb: So, what was I supposed to download?
me: FFX 2.6 gold
I think 2.6
yeah
Caleb: Where can this be done?
7:44 PM me: hold up
Caleb: NO!
me: send you the link in a sec, in the meantime
you'll want this too
http://www.alexff.com/ezfx.php
the one on the elft
7:45 PM http://www.mike.va.com.au/
this is the mod
7:47 PM with all the extra abilities and whatnot
my advice
or rather info
you won't be able to add in your characters into your team until you've done a couple missions
7:48 PM so might as well play a couple and then go about making your custom guy
Caleb: More like custom gay.
7:49 PM me: make a couple, one not too powerful and one moreso, so that you can add at least one of your folks as soon as the opportunity arises to add them in, adding them in requires points you've earned equivalent to their overall awesomeness
that's what I meant to write
Mirna and others keep trying to get me to stop saying gay and fag
so that I don't accidentally say such things on TV in the future
as if I am incapable of monitoring my own language use and altering is based on the situation
7:50 PM notice how I didn't say "fuck" on fox news
or any of my radio interviews
Caleb: And I'm very proud of you for that.
7:53 PM me: THANKS
anywho
I made a couple characters just to test it out
7:54 PM one is a Puerto Rican gangster-looking guy with some of mageto's powers, plus he goes nuts every once in a while for no reason
and just runs around doing random crazy shit
another can control time to some extent
7:55 PM another can deliver a move I named the "Hypnoslap"
which you can probably guess at
John and I played some last night
and several buildings were blown up either partially or entirely, all by accident
and some civilians were killed by a falling crane
7:56 PM it was incredible
it's like that Marvel Super Heroes RPG tabletop game
except we can actually play it
8:14 PM Caleb: DUDE I CAN'T WAIT!!
me: dude that is a reasonable view
Caleb: IM INSTALLING NOW!!
8:20 PM Caleb: I've installed it.
Now what?
8:31 PM me: well sir
install the two add-ons
should install automatically when you open them
Caleb: I need Steam, right?
8:33 PM What two add-ons?
I'm so confused!
me: the mods I linked you to above
the ones that add all the extra powers, skins, effects, etc
just open them and they will install
actually, the one that's not 2.6 gold
8:34 PM you'll have to tell it where to put it
it thinks you have freedom force folder in your application folder
but it's in the steam folder
your steam folder is in your apps folder
Caleb: Come here and do this for me.
8:35 PM me: you click around and see exactly where your games are in your steam folder
just search for "freedom force" and you'l; figure it out
this is all a lot easier than it sounds
man, I just wrote a hell of a manifesto
8:38 PM Caleb: Dude, that' so great.
8:42 PM me: also, we can play online against each other in little danger room esque death matches
you let me know when you're ready
8:43 PM FAGGOT
FUCK FAGGOT\
8:46 PM Caleb: I think I'll just watch "Dirty Dancing" instead.
me: good idea
8:47 PM Caleb: I watched it the other night.
It was pretty good.
8:54 PM Caleb: So, on the mike.va.com site, which one am I supposed to download?
Irrational 1.2 patch?
8:55 PM me: one sec
Caleb: Jesus!
Jesus christ!!
8:56 PM Hurry up!
me: give me link to the page
not that wrong link above
Caleb: God dammit!
me: anyway, you want the one for regular Freedom Force
not Third Reich
Caleb: "fffffuuuu"!!!
8:57 PM (that's from 4chan)
(that's a meme I've seen before on the 4chan)
(I'm just making a quick reference to it)
me: i love that meme
it's great for occasions when you're all like fuuuuu
8:58 PM Caleb: You nailed it, brother.
9:00 PM Okay.
So, I did all three downloads.
I've got Steam up and running.
What now?
9:01 PM me: you opened up the files and installed them?
Caleb: Yup.
me: then you are ready to roll, sir
wait
9:02 PM one more thing
that you gotta do first
Caleb: Mmyes??
me: you gotta get ready to have a BLAST!
the Marvel Universe - it's where it's at!
9:03 PM Caleb: Yes, yes.
Steam doesn't seem to recognize that I've downloaded and installed Freedom Force.
9:04 PM Is there some set-up step I've missed here?
9:05 PM me: you downloaded it off Steam?
Caleb: ...No.
I got it from the link you sent me.
me: Freedom Force?
you didn't buy the game?
Caleb: I don't know.
What are you talking about?!
9:06 PM I'm so confused!!!!!
Help me, Barrett!
Do it for me!!!
me: I'm sitting here with a syringe full of two bags of heroin
just finished my work
9:07 PM getting ready to play freedom force and shoot up at the same time in order to maximize my freedom force enjoyment
don't fuck with me
Caleb: "I'm Barrett. I do heroin. I feel the need to let everyone know about all the time. Heroin defines me."
me: I'm alsoa poet
Caleb: You're so effing tragic, dude.
me: what I'm saying is you're holding up my plans
Caleb: I said "effing"
me: also, what the fuck, now you're holding them up more
Caleb: lawls
me: if you've got a question
9:08 PM actually, fuck this, I'm closing my browser to play freedom force, call me if you have a question
Caleb: Wait, wait!
Do I want the Freedom Pack?
ABABABABABABABABABABABAAAAAAARRRRRREEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!
me: what is that?
Caleb: I don't know.
9:09 PM It's on the Steams.
me: oh, that's both games
go for it, only $3 more
the first game is considered superior
Caleb: Can't afford it.
me: and the stuff you've downloaded is first game
lolololol how can that be lol
faggot
just get the first one
buy iy
install it via steam
9:10 PM Caleb: "iy"?
me: and then install the mods you have
I'M HANGING UP
HANGING UP THE INTERNET
Caleb: :(
:-/
;)
9:11 PM It's your dad's emoticon.
;) ;)
me: lol
9:12 PM also, FDR's
9:13 PM Caleb: The Seinfeld character?
I don't get it?
9:15 PM me: sometimes I don't get you