Subject: Chat with Joshua Hawkins
From: Joshua Hawkins <josh.r.hawk@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

me: man, just talked to that blond chick
me: can't stand her over the phone
Joshua: i thought she was the greatest of all time
me: me too
me: but no
Joshua: the great white hope
Joshua: ?
me: she irritated the fuck out of me
me: luckily
Joshua: please go on
me: got a message from a 39-year-old teacher who clearly wants some sex
me: I'm gonna teach her some arithmydick
Joshua: jolly good show
me: now I'm going to play some Freedom Force
me: I'll be by your place bright and early tomorrow afternoon lol so be redy
me: redy
me: redy for some FREEDOM FORCE
Joshua: R'dy
Joshua: lol
Joshua: i'll "bee" there
me: more like Freedom Fare
Joshua: lol
me: dmanit
me: FUCK WKEWka'g
me: Freedom Farce
Joshua: Freedom False :)
Joshua: loloololol
me: also good
Joshua: i'm done
Joshua: no more