| Subject: Chat with Caleb Pritchard |
| From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com> |
1:06 PM Caleb: What's up?
1:07 PM me: fucking up scrubs
http://www.conservatives4palin.com/2010/03/barrett-brown-attacks-yours-trulyopen.html
also, called out this pussy writer for The Examiner
that web network that sucks
the RNC Examiner
1:08 PM was leaving retarded comments on my articles
Caleb: "Ooooh. U.S. Navy captures a pirate ship."
me: about Krauthammer
1:09 PM Caleb: "Usually it's the other way around."
Blond reporter.
*blonde
me: um, what?
how is the other way around?
how is it, rather?
also, if you're down for playing some sweet computer game action
you should get Freedom Force for $5
1:10 PM I'm not going to tell you any more because you don't deserve it
because of how you react to my suggestions normally, which is very hurtful
I will still be nice enough
to add that you should get the mod pack for it
1:11 PM and that it is a Silver-Age superhero game wherein you can design your own heroes from this endless array of powers and attributes, most of which are customizable individually
and if you express some interest, I'll provide you with more info
1:12 PM OH FUCK
1:13 PM I had commented on Katherine Reynold's status
and then I just get an e-mail updating me that someone else did so...
Jenifer DeVito commented on Katherine Reynolds's status:
"I'll call you the next time I have a night terror!"
1:14 PM Caleb: I think I just had a night terror.
1:15 PM me: ha!
so, Freedom Force
$5 off steam
Caleb: I am interested in Freedom Force.
me: you need to get you a laptop
Caleb: Very interested.
me: you can also play online
Caleb: I'm 'borrowing' my grammpa's Dell.
1:16 PM me: HA!
BORROWING
MORE LIE
uh
Caleb: More lie, indeed.
me: FREUDIAN SLIP BECAUSE THOSE ARE REAL
1:17 PM Caleb: I don't even own a freudian slip.
1:19 PM me: i'm fucking recruiting left and right over here
hey, you wanna pitch the story to Neil Blinco?
1:22 PM Caleb: Not right now, no.
1:24 PM me: eventually, I mean
anywho, get yourself Freedom Force
I'm doing you a huge favor
Caleb: I have to have Steam for it, you say?
1:25 PM me: yeah, just download steam
1:26 PM after you get the game and install it, you'll want to download the mod pack with all the extra power and skins and whatno
ffx 2.6 gold
1:27 PM also, watch the cut scenes in the gamr
they are actually really good
and amusing
Caleb: http://www.therightscoop.com/comedy-gold-democrat-thinks-guam-will-tip-over-and-capsize/
I have to include this in my 5 o'clock newscast.
1:28 PM me: UPDATE: I understand that Hank Johnson has Hepatitis C and it messes with the brain. This is probably a result of that.
El oh el
Caleb: Watch it.
1:29 PM me: jesus
Caleb: "I wasn’t suggesting that the island of Guam would literally tip over," said Johnson. "I was using a metaphor to say that with the addition of 8,000 Marines and their dependents – an additional 80,000 people during peak construction to the port on the tiny island with a population of 180,000 – could be a tipping point which would adversely affect the island’s fragile ecosystem and over burden its already overstressed infrastructure."
1:30 PM me: so, I had noisy puerto ricans outside in my halls
is he actually saying that or not?
1:31 PM also, should I fuck a 38-year-old teacher with a kid?
1:32 PM Caleb: NOOOOO!!!
me: I don't stick the kid in her vagina and fuck her with it
she's not good-looking
1:34 PM Caleb: Well then.
There's your answer.
me: no, it's not
Caleb: Better to frame that as, "Should I fuck an ugly chick?"
me: I want to fuck a middle-aged teacher
she's not ugly
just not pretty
Caleb: She's middle-aged.
1:35 PM me: she' right there smack dab in the middle
I know, that's what I want
to take a teacher and fuck the hell out of her
have her call me a DIRTY LITTLE BOY
1:36 PM anyway, get Freedom Force
later, we will meet online, you and I
1:37 PM and fight each other for Freedom
1:38 PM Caleb: Very well.
1:44 PM me: hmmm
just got friended by a bunch of folks on Facebook
including this one black liberal atheist fellow who seems to have some conservative black friends
1:45 PM one guy writes:
i was actually thinking along the lines of "why the f** are we in Guam in the first place...guess we took it over from the Spanish empire...I'm not a real big believer in politicians....as far as Palin goes, she doesn't appear to be very dynamic in any regards...she was gov. of Alaksa (pop. 600,000)...the mayor of LA governs over 5 times that amount of people...so essentially, she's a lightweight...
Well why the fuck are you in CA, most people like you believed that we stoled it from the Chihuahua, and yes I said that.. I say it like I see it.
Oh, did I remind you that Israel will take over the West Bank from the Turban wearing infidels.. Yippie.. :)
1:50 PM Caleb: Hmm....
2:13 PM me: oh, wow
2:19 PM Caleb: I know.
me: um
this other guy
2:20 PM posts a facebook status thing
So the banks are doing lovely, how about the American people???
2:21 PM another fellow respond
Brian Hickman the banks will always do lovely if people keep investing in them.banks are nothing more then a way for someone to track your spending habits,i just think its bullshit that you cant pay for some things in cash.they always want a paper trail that leads back to you.whats the point of a bank anyway.i think many people can count their own money.
Caleb: He's got a point...?