| From: Joshua Hawkins <josh.r.hawk@gmail.com> |
10:00 AM Joshua: barrett brown!!!
10:01 AM me: oh hai
10:05 AM Joshua: so, too many, too-too many
this ok cupid thing is ruining my life
10:06 AM me: lol I told you
you were sitting there clicking away
Joshua: look at what GOD just did to us man
took too much
10:09 AM i can't remember them all - there are like 4 white girls, 4 hispanic girls, a black girl, 2 jews, an asian girl - i don't know
10:22 AM me: yeah
I've had to not reply to text message
10:24 AM Joshua: i'm only responding to the cute ones too - i stopped the whatever happens attitude and i have 2 definite dates - 2 potential booty calls and alot on the hook - including broken appointments
me: yeah, you gotta focus
Joshua: get your head in the gam e
!!!
10:25 AM so, big plans tonight?
tonight's my night off
me: nope
10:26 AM perhaps I shall pay you a little visit
Joshua: yaga bombs!?
me: a deadly visit
Joshua: two brewskis
?!
me: and play some S.T.A.L.K.E.R. on your bed
Joshua: all my friends got the same haircut
me: it is my turn to do so, after all
Joshua: but of course
10:27 AM me: then later I will have sex with Shanna
Joshua: i think john is off today too
great idea
!!!
yaga bombs!?
yaga bombs!?
yaga bombs!?
10:28 AM fuckin' skanks!
fuckin' skanks!
me: then come back over in the morning and wORK OUT
Joshua: yaga bombs!?
not off tomorrow
me: suck em off like a circus seal
WHAAAAAA?!??!
tonight's your night off from women, then?
Joshua: have good friday off
yes yes
me: oh, I see
10:29 AM Joshua: boy's night.... in!
or boys' i suppose
sorry barrett
10:30 AM yo bartender, two brewskis!