| Subject: Chat with Catalina Saldaña |
| From: "Catalina Saldaña" <cat.salda@gmail.com> |
10:48 AM Catalina: had crazy argument with roommate this morning
looking for apartments
ive had a rough couple of weeks
10:54 AM me: argument, eh?
what about?
Catalina: bananas
the fruit
me: wow
Catalina: i left 3 bananas in the kitchen
10:55 AM she told me to keep them in my room
i said "i prefer to keep them here because they smell strongly in my room"
she said first youll leave bananas then apples then itll be a big mess so no
10:56 AM so i said "this is crazy, im looking for another place to live"
and she said fine
me: wow
I was on the phone last night with Michael Hastings, the Baghdad correspondent, and then Mirna came in and got pissed because I lit a cig off the toaster and she took the toaster out and was bitching about it while I'm on the fucking phone to Newsweek's fucking bahgdad correspondent
Catalina: sorry
10:57 AM if you and i were roommates
wed be dead in a week
me: later I did my thing I do with crazy girls whereby I calm them down with my unassailable rhetoric and then she admitted that she was being irrational
yeah, but we wouldn't be hassled
Catalina: true
10:58 AM she is so crazy
i am such a good roommate
10:59 AM i need to get the hell out of there
i need to leave the city i think
maybe ill move in with caleb in tyler
we can get married for real
and i know hell be ok with my celibacy
11:04 AM i didnt sleep at all last night
so had to take amphetamie this morning
i tried to then i just gave up and read celebrity gossip
11:05 AM me: I stated up all night too, but because I was on heroin and working on stuff
Catalina: wish i had heroin
me: this morning I've done battle with a bunch of toy-fascist goon detractors
11:07 AM Catalina: i have terrible stomach pain
i hope i am dying
as usual
of some awfull illness
the nexium isnt working anymore
the good thing is that i am now 98lbs!
11:08 AM at 95 ill be happy
i ran 4 miles yesterday. by the end i was running so fast i got chest pains
it was great
11:09 AM me: maybe you should slow down on that while you wait for your chest pains to subside
Catalina: no
me: not that you're going to actually do that
Catalina: its a good thing
means im pushing myself
11:15 AM Catalina: i have to go get my year worth of timesheets signed by my boss
this will not be pretty
later
11:19 AM me: later