Subject: Chat with Catalina Saldaña
From: "Catalina Saldaña" <cat.salda@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

10:48 AM Catalina: had crazy argument with roommate this morning
  looking for apartments
  ive had a rough couple of weeks

5 minutes
10:54 AM me: argument, eh?
  what about?
 Catalina: bananas
  the fruit
 me: wow
 Catalina: i left 3 bananas in the kitchen
10:55 AM she told me to keep them in my room
  i said "i prefer to keep them here because they smell strongly in my room"
  she said first youll leave bananas then apples then itll be a big mess so no
10:56 AM so i said "this is crazy, im looking for another place to live"
  and she said fine
 me: wow
  I was on the phone last night with Michael Hastings, the Baghdad correspondent, and then Mirna came in and got pissed because I lit a cig off the toaster and she took the toaster out and was bitching about it while I'm on the fucking phone to Newsweek's fucking bahgdad correspondent
 Catalina: sorry
10:57 AM if you and i were roommates
  wed be dead in a week
 me: later I did my thing I do with crazy girls whereby I calm them down with my unassailable rhetoric and then she admitted that she was being irrational
  yeah, but we wouldn't be hassled
 Catalina: true
10:58 AM she is so crazy
  i am such a good roommate
10:59 AM i need to get the hell out of there
  i need to leave the city i think
  maybe ill move in with caleb in tyler
  we can get married for real
  and i know hell be ok with my celibacy
11:04 AM i didnt sleep at all last night
  so had to take amphetamie this morning
  i tried to then i just gave up and read celebrity gossip
11:05 AM me: I stated up all night too, but because I was on heroin and working on stuff
 Catalina: wish i had heroin
 me: this morning I've done battle with a bunch of toy-fascist goon detractors
11:07 AM Catalina: i have terrible stomach pain
  i hope i am dying
  as usual
  of some awfull illness
  the nexium isnt working anymore
  the good thing is that i am now 98lbs!
11:08 AM at 95 ill be happy
  i ran 4 miles yesterday. by the end i was running so fast i got chest pains
  it was great
11:09 AM me: maybe you should slow down on that while you wait for your chest pains to subside
 Catalina: no
 me: not that you're going to actually do that
 Catalina: its a good thing
  means im pushing myself

5 minutes
11:15 AM Catalina: i have to go get my year worth of timesheets signed by my boss
  this will not be pretty
  later
11:19 AM me: later