Subject: Chat with samantha.sterling@gmail.com
From: "samantha.sterling@gmail.com" <samantha.sterling@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

samantha.sterling: underwear or no, i'm really bummed we couldn't meet up today. i've just awoken from a nap and am headed for another one quite soon. hope you found something fantastic to do today
me: nope
me: just reading random things
samantha.sterling: did they ever discover the cause of the sinking of the south korean sub?
me: I'm assuming so, or that at any rate nothing will come of it, as it's fallen off the radar, and there would be reasons for it to stay on the radar otherwise
samantha.sterling: i see. in general, do you think you'll be around this week?
me: yep indeed
samantha.sterling: excellent. if i'm not dead from this damned flu, we must reschedule soon
samantha.sterling: i hope it is not of the swine variety. i never got any of those vaccinations
me: it better not be, I hated that story
me: went nowhere
samantha.sterling: i have a feeling it's not...it's really a problem, though, because while i have a few pairs of clean underwear, i do need to do laundry and i can barely move. the idea of schlepping shit down to the basement makes me want to vomit. and if vomit, then i'll really have to do laundry
me: wow, you're pretty sick
me: sorry
samantha.sterling: it's not your fault....or is it? did you send me bad vibes?
me: low frequency, 11-19 megahertz, causes eyeballs to vibrate and hallucinations
me: but the other stuff is coincidence
samantha.sterling: hmm....i'm not experiencing those particular symptoms. yet.
samantha.sterling: is that true, by the way?
me: to some extent
me: also true that same symptoms can be produced by suggestion
me: fo instanchttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBHkW0aKHRc
me: don't watch it now
me: probably won't do anything but make you slightly uncomfortable, was part of a great hoax
samantha.sterling: i'm already more than slightly uncomfortable, and i have no desire to be any more uncomfortable, so i shall watch it later. alright, i'm getting back into bed. thanks for being so understanding. it's not characteristic of me to cancel at the last moment.
me: it is for me, so I understand
samantha.sterling: haha
samantha.sterling: talk to you later
me: word