Subject: Chat with Caleb Pritchard
From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

Caleb: Palm Sunday, bra.
Caleb: What are you guys gonna do?
me: worship
me: NOT! I HATE GOD
Caleb: I don't even _believe_ in God.
me: I do, but I hate him
me: I hate what He's done to me
me: My parents got divorced this week
me: Thanks, God
Caleb: I don't even _believe_ in a TV.
me: I wouldn't know
me: I don't even own a God
me: So I've never heard of these "celebrities"
Caleb: TWO-YEAR-OLD DANIEL CRICHTON, HIS MOTHER AND A SEVEN-YEAR OLD GIRL, WERE IN THEIR CAR WHEN A SUSPECTED BANK ROBBER FORCED HIS WAY INTO THE VEHICLE.

FIVE POLICE OFFICERS FIRED A TOTAL OF 42 ROUNDS, KILLING THE SUSPECT, AND HITTING THE BOY AND HIS MOTHER.

THE BOY WAS TAKEN TO A JACKSONVILLE HOSPITAL, WHERE HE REMAINED IN CRITICAL CONDITION OVERNIGHT SATURDAY.

me: lol
me: nice shootin'
Caleb: Florida.
Caleb: See?
Caleb: All the crazy stuff happens there!
me: GUN CONTROL
me: SEE?
me: THE WOLVERINES
me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSLS2bacFRk
Caleb: Fucking hot.
me: my dad and his wife are at the Hagia Sophia
me: don't know when it was built
me: guessed 1400s
me: don't know who built it
me: don't know shit
Caleb: At least they're there...?
Caleb: Oh.
Caleb: I mean.
Caleb: Who's Hagia Sophia?
Caleb: Dumb-ass.
me: some dame
Caleb: Why'd your dad go to Byzantium?
me: hired as mercenary to fight Seljuks
me: in return for land and title in Thrace
me: latest get-rich-quick scheme
Caleb: Sounds more like a scheme _you'd_ be into.
Caleb: (wink-wink)
Caleb: (wink)
me: HA IT DOES
Caleb: I just wrote a 15-second reader about churchrater.com
me: damn liberal media