Caleb: Palm Sunday, bra. Caleb: What are you guys gonna do? me: worship me: NOT! I HATE GOD Caleb: I don't even _believe_ in God. me: I do, but I hate him me: I hate what He's done to me me: My parents got divorced this week me: Thanks, God Caleb: I don't even _believe_ in a TV. me: I wouldn't know me: I don't even own a God me: So I've never heard of these "celebrities" Caleb: TWO-YEAR-OLD DANIEL CRICHTON, HIS MOTHER AND A SEVEN-YEAR OLD GIRL, WERE IN THEIR CAR WHEN A SUSPECTED BANK ROBBER FORCED HIS WAY INTO THE VEHICLE.
FIVE POLICE OFFICERS FIRED A TOTAL OF 42 ROUNDS, KILLING THE SUSPECT, AND HITTING THE BOY AND HIS MOTHER.
THE BOY WAS TAKEN TO A JACKSONVILLE HOSPITAL, WHERE HE REMAINED IN CRITICAL CONDITION OVERNIGHT SATURDAY. me: lol me: nice shootin' Caleb: Florida. Caleb: See? Caleb: All the crazy stuff happens there! me: GUN CONTROL me: SEE? me: THE WOLVERINES me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSLS2bacFRk Caleb: Fucking hot. me: my dad and his wife are at the Hagia Sophia me: don't know when it was built me: guessed 1400s me: don't know who built it me: don't know shit Caleb: At least they're there...? Caleb: Oh. Caleb: I mean. Caleb: Who's Hagia Sophia? Caleb: Dumb-ass. me: some dame Caleb: Why'd your dad go to Byzantium? me: hired as mercenary to fight Seljuks me: in return for land and title in Thrace me: latest get-rich-quick scheme Caleb: Sounds more like a scheme _you'd_ be into. Caleb: (wink-wink) Caleb: (wink) me: HA IT DOES Caleb: I just wrote a 15-second reader about churchrater.com me: damn liberal media