Subject: Chat with Joshua Hawkins

From: Joshua Hawkins <josh.r.hawk@gmail.com>

To: barriticus@gmail.com

4:08 PM me: let me tell you what I do when the day is over
after picking out the right clothes for about an hour
something something I'm ready to uff
little uffie of course
something something freakified brunch in miami ya'll be talking shit on the internet

4:10 PM Joshua: you know what barrett? you are absolutely right.

  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120794/

  lol

4:13 PM Oh, man I'm in real trouble...Thanks Adam!

4:15 PM any big plans?

4:18 PM me: nope

  aquarium on sunday with white girl

4:20 PM Joshua: aquarium? white girl, is that white girl A or C/D

  i'm confused

4:23 PM what to do, what to do?

 me: white girl I haven't dated yet

 Joshua: i c