| Subject: Chat with Catalina Saldaña |
| From: "Catalina Saldaña" <cat.salda@gmail.com> |
3:59 PM me: let me tell you what I do when the day is over
after picking out the right clothes for about an hour
something something I'm ready to uff
little uffie of course
something something freakified brunch in miami ya'll be talking shit on the internet
4:59 PM Catalina: shit!
5:00 PM just finished filling out over a year worth ot timesheets
literally took me half the work day
i am owed $150 in overtime
maybe finally ill get that
5:01 PM me: mmmmmortal kombat
Catalina: ill buy you some skag and take you to the Neue
5:02 PM me: what's the Neue?
Catalina: the Neue Gallery
mostly art from vienna and such
Schiele
Klimt
prostitutes
5:03 PM me: very well
Catalina: unless you are opposed
me: nope
I'm for
Catalina: i just dont think its appropriate to take mt black boyfriends there
me: why, what aspect?
Catalina: i kid
carl hated vienna
5:04 PM bunch of nazi racists he said
me: I see
5:05 PM Catalina: he would never support thei economy he says
5:06 PM he was supposed tp get me a postcard from there
and he didnt even do that
thats ALL i asked for
a postcard!!
5:07 PM me: funny, that black professor I'm helping out went to
Austria to escape racism here
Catalina: whats his name?
is he hot?
5:09 PM me: Jonathan Farley
he's kind of a pussy
always whining to me about shit
he's in my book
the new one
5:10 PM he was attacked by my old archenemy Robert Stacy McCain
Catalina: they are all kind of pussies
seriously
anyway i am going for a run
and when i get my moneys im taking you out
5:11 PM me: wordz
Catalina: ill tell you a week in advance so you can do your laundry my dear
me: oh snap
Catalina: you know i kid
later
5:12 PM me: wordz yoz