Subject: Chat with Catalina Saldaña
From: "Catalina Saldaña" <cat.salda@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

3:59 PM me: let me tell you what I do when the day is over
  after picking out the right clothes for about an hour
  something something I'm ready to uff
  little uffie of course
  something something freakified brunch in miami ya'll be talking shit on the internet

1 hour
4:59 PM Catalina: shit!
5:00 PM just finished filling out over a year worth ot timesheets
  literally took me half the work day
  i am owed $150 in overtime
  maybe finally ill get that
5:01 PM me: mmmmmortal kombat
 Catalina: ill buy you some skag and take you to the Neue
5:02 PM me: what's the Neue?
 Catalina: the Neue Gallery
  mostly art from vienna and such
  Schiele
  Klimt
  prostitutes
5:03 PM me: very well
 Catalina: unless you are opposed
 me: nope
  I'm for
 Catalina: i just dont think its appropriate to take mt black boyfriends there
 me: why, what aspect?
 Catalina: i kid
  carl hated vienna
5:04 PM bunch of nazi racists he said
 me: I see
5:05 PM Catalina: he would never support thei economy he says
5:06 PM he was supposed tp get me a postcard from there
  and he didnt even do that
  thats ALL i asked for
  a postcard!!
5:07 PM me: funny, that black professor I'm helping out went to
  Austria to escape racism here
 Catalina: whats his name?
  is he hot?
5:09 PM me: Jonathan Farley
  he's kind of a pussy
  always whining to me about shit
  he's in my book
  the new one
5:10 PM he was attacked by my old archenemy Robert Stacy McCain
 Catalina: they are all kind of pussies
  seriously
  anyway i am going for a run
  and when i get my moneys im taking you out
5:11 PM me: wordz
 Catalina: ill tell you a week in advance so you can do your laundry my dear
 me: oh snap
 Catalina: you know i kid
  later
5:12 PM me: wordz yoz