| Subject: Chat with Caleb Pritchard |
| From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com> |
3:59 PM Caleb: DUDE!!!!
me: yo
4:00 PM Caleb: You made Antiwar.com!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: sweeeeet
I do NOT pledge allegiance to the united corporations of America
and for the profits for which it stands
Caleb: This is the most riveting bullcrap intercrap I've ever crapped.
me: I BELONG IN THE AIR
4:01 PM Caleb: You really suck.
At media stuff.
me: how so?
I was pretty good on Fo
Fo
Fox
Caleb: Soundbites.
Soundbytes.
Bra.
4:02 PM me: No one's pulling soundbytes out of this because no one gives a shit
Caleb: Make your point in 15 seconds.
me: I'm an erudite
fuck you sell-out
NAZI PUNK FUCK OFF
Caleb: Did you just discover this word, "erudite"?
me: indubitably
4:03 PM Caleb: You've gone out your way to use it at least 3 times in the last week.
me: OH SHIT I BETTER DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT THANKS HALL MONITOR
Caleb: I'm just sayin'.
me: hey
4:04 PM I work in the media
what would you know about it?
Caleb: It's like the various pages of Gore Vidal where he seems to have discovered "quotidian".
me: that's a faggot word
Caleb: WIKIPEDIA IT.
me: lol we work in the media
Caleb: BARRETT CLOWN.
me: take that, everyone else from high school
4:05 PM where I guess I didn't really have any enemies, now that I think about it
Caleb: Except Jenna Bush.
me: she wasn't an enemy
Caleb: I mean, to the first thing.
About working in the media.
me: oh, right
good for her, being all scrappy like that
4:06 PM just like her old man
you know, that guy who was afraid of horses
Caleb: He's a rancher.
me: remember Jeff Goldstein?
http://www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2010/03/what-do-you-do-in-the-wake-of-a-crushing-political-defeat
4:07 PM you need to see both his comment and Darleen Click's cartoon
in fact
4:08 PM you should send that cartoon around the office
and then have me report that this occurred lol
4:09 PM Caleb: Gloxl
4:10 PM me: how now
4:11 PM Bill Ghostbustin' Ass Groundhog Day Motherfucking Murray
Caleb: Can it.
4:12 PM Uhm.
4:13 PM "Rape of Liberty"?
And so forth?
4:15 PM I made it a cartoon and not a photoshop and the “woman” is green. Deal, people.
4:18 PM me: deal
4:19 PM Caleb: The genie is out of the bottle.
4:25 PM Caleb: 15 seconds.
And quit saying "you know."
Idiot.
4:28 PM You're so funny.
You're soooooo funnnny!!!!!
4:29 PM Tell the listening audience more about the Soviets and their approach to Darwinism.
And Gregor Mendel.
4:30 PM And, for christ's sake, forget about that 15 second rule.
Both of you idiots.
The host of this shitty show and you.
4:31 PM me: faaaaaaag
it's the host's fault
4:32 PM he sucked worse than that one gu
Caleb: That one gu?
me: ...
...
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
....
4:33 PM Caleb: It's your fault for sucking in over-large pockets exceeding 15 seconds.
Faggu.
4:38 PM I'm so much the smarter for having wasted an hour of life listening to you and some faggu blather back and forth to each other about your mutual love for cocks.
Well done.
I'm going to Twitter this to all my Twitter friends.