Subject: Chat with Caleb Pritchard
From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

6:01 AM Caleb: I'M A RUSSIA SPECIALIST
6:04 AM me: lol me too
  is that guy not the douchiest douche ever?
6:05 AM True/Slant fucked up on that one
  oh, by the way, I'm gonna be participating in the news cycle today
  check out Daily Kos
  also huffington post tech section
6:06 AM plus I was interviewed by Antiwar.com radio yesterday
6:08 AM Caleb: So excited you can't sleep, eh?

13 minutes
6:22 AM me: also I'm on heroin
 Caleb: Dude, that stuff's dangerous.
6:23 AM You should blog about your struggles with heroin.
6:24 AM About how you struggle with it.
  All the struggling.
 me: no that's for my book
  about being a writer in New York
  got a new girlfriend A, by the way
  a blonde this time
 Caleb: A struggling writer?
6:25 AM me: going to the aquarium with her on sunday
 Caleb: I mean, a struggling blonde?
 me: and then if all goes well I'll be showing her my O face
  a struggling writer who makes choice, learns a bit, maybe has some setbacks
  the ending would be ambiguous though
6:26 AM it wouldn't be your standard Hollywood happy ending, man
 Caleb: Gah.
 me: life's more complex than that I want my work to reflect life as it is
 Caleb: It's struggle just talking to you.
 me: you need to get Luke Fuller on your facebook
  if you don't already
6:27 AM Caleb: Absolutely not, sir.
  He's tried to add me several times.
  I'll have none of it.
 me: dude
  whatever, just send me all Kyle updates in real time, always
6:28 AM Caleb: Kyle joined the group I bet I can find 1,000,000 people against Obama's healthcare plan.

5 minutes
6:33 AM me: I'll bet he can
6:34 AM among the hundred million plus people who oppose it
 Caleb: So many people were against it.
  And yet, they still went ahead with it.
6:35 AM That's unconstitutional.
 me: I hope someone says that over there
 Caleb: According to my dumb bitch Floridian reporter.
 me: oh, wow
  All of this needs to go into a documents for much later use
 Caleb: "A" documents?
  Idiot.
6:36 AM me: Yes, class "A" documents
  this info is of great importance
 Caleb: Hey.
  You're the information specialist.
 me: I am