| Subject: East Texas news room |
| From: Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com> |
| Date: 3/23/10, 12:43 |
| To: samantha.sterling@gmail.com |
Caleb: Right.
11:58 AM me: go on...
Caleb: So, my dumb bitch reporter is from Florida.
And proudly so.
11:59 AM me: lol
Florida
Caleb: She said, in reference to Obama signing health care, "Somebody should cut off his hands."
"So he can't sign it."
"You know."
12:00 PM "Can't sign it if they cut his hands off."
me: maybe if he gets caught stealing in his home country of Saudi Arabia?
12:01 PM Caleb: "They need to put a muzzle on him."
"Have you ever, like, Youtubed all the crazy stuff Biden has said before?"
"WHILE the cameras are rolling?"
It's reallly all in the tone, I suppose.
12:02 PM And the context.
I'll introduce you to her someday.
12:03 PM me: Damn that Biden, saying outlandish stuff
12:04 PM like that time he suggested the president be targeted for violence
Caleb: "He's a dictator."
"If I could afford Australia, I'd so move there tomorrow."
me: lol
sounds like she needs to lift herself up by her bootstraps
Caleb: This is a new feature I'm running.
12:05 PM Her in real-time.
You'll enjoy this.
By reader demand!
12:06 PM me: SWEEET
seriously, it should be about a month or so before you come across a racist internal e-mail
12:07 PM Caleb: "Well, we're officially communist. President Obama just signed the health care bill."
"We should change our flag now."
"Make it more socialist."
me: write something on the flag about providing for the general welfare
Caleb: "Might as well tell the whole world to come here now. Because we'll cover them, illegal or not."
12:08 PM "It's a whole new kit and kaboodle."
"This is the tip of the iceberg."
me: that thing we're explicitly not doing
Caleb: "Taxes are gonna really be bad now."
12:09 PM me: TAXES
12:10 PM Caleb: She just got a call from her boyfriend.
"Because I think she's a hooker, that's why."
"You have no business talking to her over me."
"I'm hanging up."
me: lol wut
all of this needs to be compiled for later use
12:13 PM Caleb: We need to make the flag more socialist.
12:18 PM "He is so classless, I swear."
"Why do we pick these bozos to run our country."
/
12:19 PM ?
12:20 PM "I think I'm going to claim bankruptcy and go move to an island."
12:25 PM Caleb: "They're gonna start telling us what to do, what to wear, what to say."
12:26 PM "Let's move to Australia."
"And date Aussies."
12:27 PM She's really up in arms about Biden apparently saying "This is a big fucking deal" in a hot mic.
12:29 PM me: there are no laws in Australia
or any commonwealth countries
Caleb: "Oh, man. I can't wait to hear what Ann Coulter has to say about all this."
me: tell that bitch to shut up
12:30 PM Caleb: "I think Sean Hannity wishes he could marry her."
"It's too bad Sean Hannity doesn't divorce his wife and get with her."
12:31 PM This is the most distracting thing I've ever had to deal with.