| Subject: Chat with Catalina Saldaña |
| From: "Catalina Saldaña" <cat.salda@gmail.com> |
9:44 PM Catalina: hey
im about to go home
im on an evil path and am enjoying it
me: how so?
9:48 PM Catalina: well i told carl he fucked up my retina
bad news is i have to wear eyeglasses
me: he really did?
Catalina: no
i made it up
to make him feel worse
me: what's really wrong with them?
Catalina: if i could tell him he made my mother have a heart attack and die i would
9:49 PM with my eyes
nothing
my contact was fucked up
me: okay, good
Catalina: i also get blind by skag
me: so you're okay?
9:50 PM Catalina: is it bad that it made me feel an emotion that was not bad by him feeling bad?
i wouldnt call it happiness
more like glee
yes im fine
never better dear
i called rob lynch
hes going to jamaica
9:51 PM i have decided to have many suitors
i am poor
although really all i need is skag and crackers
and you do the job for that
i am still celibate though
so i imagine i will lose a lot of suitors because of that
how was your day?
9:52 PM me: work, sex
Catalina: gross
on both accounts
me: it's not really work
9:53 PM Catalina: sex isnt?
so shes on top?
me: never
Catalina: gross dont tell me
ok now im curious
why is she never on top
me: because I'm always on top
9:54 PM Catalina: why?
me: in some fashion
Catalina: dont you enjoy the view?
me: not as much as I enjoy being on top
9:55 PM Catalina: i used to be great at being on top
9:56 PM i think its cause of my thunders thighs
then i ost the desire
lost
me: by getting repeatedly beaten?
Catalina: would you really seiously call thursday a beating?
9:57 PM me: would you?
Catalina: i dont think so because a beating sounds like youd end up in the hospital
id call it a few punches to the face
9:58 PM me: so, by being mistreated in general then?
Catalina: yes
i didnt have a busted lip or anything
it was mostly the eye area
probably because he was driving
me: right, he hit you in the eye and not the lip
9:59 PM Catalina: but so was chris brown
now that guy is talented
me: who?
Catalina: guy who beat up rhianna
10:00 PM me: I don't know who these people are but I will assume that they are black and in show business
Catalina: you are correct
me: anyway
10:01 PM Catalina: http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://atlmalcontent.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/rihanna-beat-up1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://atlmalcontent.wordpress.com/2009/03/10/pummel-your-girlfriend-win-an-award/&usg=__SMGGqjSArOqa2JlFrZu0FbJqtvw=&h=574&w=460&sz=22&hl=en&start=1&um=1&itbs=1&tbnid=hJxwHsHVc_NHpM:&tbnh=134&tbnw=107&prev=/images%3Fq%3Drihanna%2Bbeat%2Bup%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26tbs%3Disch:1
i didnt look like that
but my lips are not that big naturally anyway
10:02 PM me: I'm assuming you've got everything under control, then
Catalina: never assume
me: I'm not really assuming that
Catalina: it makes asses out of everyone
10:03 PM im ok
if you are in any way worried or concerned please dont be
me: I'm usually not
I'm pretty self-centered
Catalina: i was ok at your place except for the crying part
which is embarrassing
so lets forget that
10:04 PM me: and I don't generally give a shit about other people
but yes, I was concerned
I'm not going to force the issue because you won't let me anyway
Catalina: ive been through wors and come out ok
worse
like the faact i cant type
thats tragic
10:05 PM me: are you taking days off this week due to your mugging?
Catalina: i wanted to but greag hasnt emailed me back
greg
i wanted to visit him in oakland
10:06 PM me: isn't that really expensive, tickets on short notice?
Catalina: i have a free ticket
me: ah-so
10:08 PM Catalina: i should go home
its 10pm
i gotta be here at 8:30
me: sounds fun
nighty night
Catalina: good night sweet prince