Subject: Chat with Joshua Hawkins
From: Joshua Hawkins <josh.r.hawk@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

me: man, this new blonde chick is now girlfriend A
me: she's smart and witty as hell
Joshua: send tits
me: also, Catalina has been demoted to girlfriend D or some such
Joshua: why's that
Joshua: lol
Joshua: lol
me: spent the whole weekend with her and she got on my nerves
me: but this new chick
me: totally brilliant
Joshua: have you seen her in person?
me: nope
Joshua: i c
Joshua: great expectation s
me: but her pictures are of the sort that can't be misconstrued
me: just talked to her via gchat for like an hour
Joshua: send pic
Joshua: word