Subject: Chat with Joshua Hawkins
From: Joshua Hawkins <josh.r.hawk@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

me: JIZZ IN MY PANTS
me: http://www.theblogmocracy.com/2010/03/20/barrett-brown-another-progressive-bigot-and-racist/
Joshua: plus the way you bag cans got me bubblin' hot
Joshua: have you responded to this yet
Joshua: ?
Joshua: This is news to me since the Vatican has never had armies to assemble and unleash.
me: not yet
Joshua: lol
Joshua: how will you address this
me: well sir
me: I'm not sure where to begin
me: the end part is best
Joshua: Aryan Nation lol
Joshua: which part are you referring to
me: me being white
me: I think
me: I shall note
Joshua: you hate the latins
me: "I spend a lot of time humping minorities"
Joshua: hispanophobe
Joshua: is that a direct quote
me: from me lol
Joshua: i think you need to check your sources
me: confirmed
Joshua: i talked to my grandmother last night and failed at explaining why snow in texas in late march is actually a sign of climate change and doesn't prove global warming false
Joshua: i had a headache
me: she's going to die
me: so, fuck it
Joshua: lol
Joshua: octogeneriophobe
Joshua: making up words and such
me: snap
Joshua: "I spend a lot of time humping octogenarians"
Joshua: lol
Joshua: fag
Joshua: !!!
Joshua: see what i did there?
Joshua: i have a second date with this harvard / nyu grad lawyer
Joshua: i think i would rather play fallout though
Joshua: what's your opinion on that b
me: depends what expansion pack
me: newish lonely island
me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3NDeyu6ZcM&feature=channel
me: guess you can't watch it till later lol
Joshua: i don't see the date ending in sex and i had alot of sex over the weekend already - mothership zeta
Joshua: lololol
Joshua: but i do have a pacific islander and a latina on the line for later in the week
Joshua: and i think div div is staying in jersey this weekend so i have some room to maneuver
Joshua: what do you have going on tonight?
me: like a strategy game
me: well sir
Joshua: yes yes
me: Stein wanted me to come check out his new furniture
me: lol
Joshua: meh
Joshua: lololol
Joshua: it's a couch
Joshua: please, spill loose tobacco on it
Joshua: lol
me: lol
me: Mirna and her loose tobacco
me: never ends
Joshua: i know - oh, that mirna!
me: http://twitter.com/MichaelWolffNYC
me: this is the guy I'm going after first for Observer
Joshua: word
Joshua: so, i think i'll go out with this lawyer lady and if it isn't headed toward freakish sex by about 10, i'll call you and we can hit up union
Joshua: ?
Joshua: what the hell is this twitter feed
Joshua: ?
me: Michael Wolff
me: guy I'm gonna make fun of for Observer