| Subject: Chat with Elizabeth Ellis |
| From: Elizabeth Ellis <sheelpup@gmail.com> |
3:57 PM me: sup slutty
3:59 PM http://www.theblogmocracy.com/2010/03/20/barrett-brown-another-progressive-bigot-and-racist/
thought you might enjoy this
4:01 PM Elizabeth: yo
how's it goin
4:02 PM me: pretty sleazy
Elizabeth: yeah me too
way sleazy and slutty
me: whooooooooooooooo!
Elizabeth: yeah im living the life
4:03 PM me: when you coming up again?
Elizabeth: 4/23-4/26
whats your work schedule like?
me: oh, April
4:04 PM it's geared around your visit, of course
still a freelancer
Elizabeth: oh good. that's what i was thinking but wasn't sure
talked to john earlier. i'm staying with him...how close do you live to each other?
4:05 PM me: reasonably close
20 minute walk
a few minutes by train
I'll come crash at his place for at least one night while you're here
and will be around during the days anyway
4:06 PM SO THAT WE CAN HAVE SEX
Elizabeth: ok cool. my cousin just decided to come too
me: incidentally, I have a bunch of girlfriends now
Elizabeth: oh yeah she can watch
oh really?
me: also, launching a giant conspiracy
Elizabeth: giant conspiracy?
me: yep
Project PM
4:07 PM ostensibly a network by which to increase the influence of bloggers and reduce the influence of shitty prominent columnists
4:08 PM long term, a method by which to hasten the arrival of non-state entities comprised of extraordinarily capable individuals working in collaboration to diminish the power of national governments
plus I've got backing
I'll tell you all about when you arrive
4:09 PM Elizabeth: yeah youve peaked my interest.
you are really moving up in the world.
me: writing for New York Observer now, too
4:16 PM Elizabeth: damn no wonder you have so many girlfriends
4:18 PM me: yeah, I've become somewhat more viable as a boyfriend
I don't live in filth anymore, either
4:19 PM Elizabeth: are you still living with that dj?
me: nope, I ditched all those people
live with Mirna now
4:20 PM Elizabeth: oh mirna lives there?
me: no, I moved out
we got a one-bedroom in Williamsburg
I live in the den
for just $500 a month!
Elizabeth: i hope she doesn't try to kill me if i see her
me: still a bargain, because she's never here
I think she's gotten over her unwarranted dislike for you
4:21 PM Elizabeth: ok good
me: if not, I'll tell her to knock it off
Elizabeth: ha thanks
me: she's now more receptive to my commands insomuch as that she plans to ride on my coattails to some extent
4:22 PM Elizabeth: she's smart
me: yep
ol' Caleb's moving up in the world too, as you've probably heard
Elizabeth: though not a fan of hangers-on but friends are different i guess
yes i was talking to him earlier too
4:23 PM i'm glad he's settled for the time being
was worried for awhile
me: yeah, me too, wasn't sure he could pull this off, but he was right
4:24 PM and now he feeds me inside info from that affiliate
the wacky conservative shit that goes on in the newsroom
which I'll now be feeding to some of my contacts
in order to obscure the source of the leak
reporters e-mail each other anti-Obama jokes
4:25 PM I'm waiting for them to send around something racist and then we'll pounce