Subject: Chat with Caleb Pritchard
From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

me: yo nigger
me: revolution is coming
me: I'm on front page of reddit
me: recruiting folks for Project PM
Caleb: Hey, you might wanna fix that glaring typo on your Facebook announcement.
me: shi
Caleb: Exactly.
me: how do I edit it?
Caleb: I think you have to just delete and re-post.
me: what's the typo?
Caleb: Dude.
Caleb: Some things we just have to figure out on our own.
me: just tell me or you are a traitor to Project PM
me: and thus to mankind
me: lowercase I?
Caleb: I'm the Trotsky to your Stalin.
me: Who's Caleb?
me: Never heard of him
me: certainly never wrote any sort of Declaration of anything
Caleb: Second paragraph.
me: damnit, found it
Caleb: Yup.
Caleb: Well done.
Caleb: FUCKING MORON!!!!!
me: done and done
me: you are a hero
me: you will survive the next purge
Caleb: Boy, _that's_ a relief.
Caleb: Not.
me: fucking Daily Ko
me: s
me: I posted my T/S piece there
me: asking for folks to join up
me: got exactly one e-mail
me: from a guy who also posts at Little Green Footballs
me: and I was telling ol' Catalina here about how Daily Kos recommended diaries are always about someone;s relative who was fired or is the victim of health care problems
me: I even used as an example the term "My cousin is dying, fuck you George Bush"
me: and then, lo and behold
me: http://www.dailykos.com/story/2010/3/20/848289/-Just-Talked-To-My-Cousin.
me: recommended diary
me: Catalina's been passed out for the majority of time she's been over here, incidentally
Caleb: Make sure she doesn't die.
me: she's passed out on malt liquor
me: so I think she'll be okay
Caleb: That's my girl.
me: it's just that she started drinking in the morning
Caleb: Also, you should stop going to the Daily Kos.
me: occasionally Kos works
me: doesn't take any trouble to cross-post over there
me: Maybe I should just title this piece "Inefficient overflow killed my cousin PUBLIC OPTION NOT NEGOTIABLE FUCK YOU OBAMA"
Caleb: Yeah, tell me about it.
Caleb: So, I got my first paycheck last week, right?
me: WRONG
Caleb: And the government took out, almost a hundred dollars in taxes.
me: FUCK YOU GEORGE BUCH
me: SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE
Caleb: Well, that only left me with 800 dollars.
Caleb: I'VE BEING TAXED TO DEATH!!!!
me: that for one week or two?
Caleb: AMERICAN WORKING PEOPLE CAN'T SURVIVE THIS TAX BURDEN!!!!
me: I'm gonna take this ambien lol
Caleb: Two weeks.
me: dude, how will you survive in Tyler on just that?
Caleb: I don't know.
Caleb: I guess I won't.
Caleb: Fucking IRS.
Caleb: And taxes.
Caleb: I hate taxes.
Caleb: I'm gonna go call Barney Frank a faggot.
me: lol, saw that
me: I like how the crowd laughed
me: "GOOD ONE BOB!"
me: probably stole that joke from half-hour news hour
Caleb: Oh yeah.
Caleb: That thing.
me: I kind of want access to the whole first seasons
me: and all of the other seasons
me: you know, the ones they produced later on to fulfill the demand for further episodes
Caleb: Didn't you write some of those?
me: No, you're thinking of that conservative film that came out starring Kelsey Grammer
me: Christmas something