From: Joshua Hawkins <josh.r.hawk@gmail.com>

To: barriticus@gmail.com

4:27 PM me: now got me a really hot Vietnamese girl with nose ring in my quiver

4:28 PM just sent her charming message

6 minutes

4:34 PM Joshua: how do you do it B

  what's your secret to success

  ?

4:35 PM I MUST KNOW

 me: SEX - OVER THE PHONE

 Joshua: remember the time we watched that

4:36 PM me: yes

  fondly

4:38 PM Joshua: alright - gotta go crackerjack - ttyl

  FAG

 me: lol k

  WAIT DON'T CALL ME THAT

4:39 PM Joshua: have fun with your straight sexual exploits

 me: "Dr. Fag"

  I didn't spend four years in med school to be called just "fag"