Subject: Chat with Joshua Hawkins
From: Joshua Hawkins <josh.r.hawk@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

3:02 PM me: with a white girl
  who says that I am "intimidating"
 Joshua: i c
  how did she get that impression

5 minutes
3:08 PM me: my badass writing skillz
  I'm writing for The New York Observer now, too
  bitch better be intimidated
3:09 PM Joshua: bitches don't know
  !!!
 me: bout my relative prominence
 Joshua: lololol
  where are you taking this one
  ?
3:10 PM me: my house lol
3:12 PM Joshua: lololol