Subject: Chat with Joshua Hawkins |
From: Joshua Hawkins <josh.r.hawk@gmail.com> |
12:48 PM me: lololololol
12:49 PM Joshua: word
me: http://www.csicop.org/specialarticles/show/internet_and_the_republic_of_skepticism_part_one
first column for skeptic inquirer
went on date with the other black chick last night
went pretty well
12:50 PM Joshua: attractive?
what did you two do?
me: met her at Union
had a few beers, talked
gonna go out again sometime
perhaps Saturday night
Joshua: word
i hear that
me: as I'm probably having Catalina over on Friday
12:51 PM also got a new cute white girl messaging me
Joshua: so, what does that make tonight?
me: not sure
possibly Shanna night?
possibly not?
12:52 PM Joshua: never thought i'd be on a boat
12:53 PM me: that's the least funny one
Joshua: perhaps
me: perhaps
Joshua: john appears to be bored
he has the day off
me: he's playing TF2 as of ten seconds ago
12:54 PM Joshua: excitement she wrote \
12:55 PM me: I'm confusing the dog
was dancing around kicking basketball to Uffie/MIA remix
and waving my hands in his stupid monkey face
12:56 PM Joshua: did he attack you or crap on the ground
12:57 PM me: lol no
he knows better
than to fuck with the guy who walks him
1:00 PM I got home all drunk and stoned last night and played FreeCiv
was still open this morning
I did a damned good job
1:02 PM Joshua: well done sir
1:03 PM i have a date with a another hot brunette in park slope tonight
1:06 PM me: white girl, eh
you've changed
1:14 PM Joshua: like a fox
1:47 PM me: lol, got another date tonight