Subject: Chat with Joshua Hawkins
From: Joshua Hawkins <josh.r.hawk@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

12:48 PM me: lololololol
12:49 PM Joshua: word
 me: http://www.csicop.org/specialarticles/show/internet_and_the_republic_of_skepticism_part_one
  first column for skeptic inquirer
  went on date with the other black chick last night
  went pretty well
12:50 PM Joshua: attractive?
  what did you two do?
 me: met her at Union
  had a few beers, talked
  gonna go out again sometime
  perhaps Saturday night
 Joshua: word
  i hear that
 me: as I'm probably having Catalina over on Friday
12:51 PM also got a new cute white girl messaging me
 Joshua: so, what does that make tonight?
 me: not sure
  possibly Shanna night?
  possibly not?
12:52 PM Joshua: never thought i'd be on a boat
12:53 PM me: that's the least funny one
 Joshua: perhaps
 me: perhaps
 Joshua: john appears to be bored
  he has the day off
 me: he's playing TF2 as of ten seconds ago
12:54 PM Joshua: excitement she wrote \
12:55 PM me: I'm confusing the dog
  was dancing around kicking basketball to Uffie/MIA remix
  and waving my hands in his stupid monkey face
12:56 PM Joshua: did he attack you or crap on the ground
12:57 PM me: lol no
  he knows better
  than to fuck with the guy who walks him
1:00 PM I got home all drunk and stoned last night and played FreeCiv
  was still open this morning
  I did a damned good job
1:02 PM Joshua: well done sir
1:03 PM i have a date with a another hot brunette in park slope tonight
1:06 PM me: white girl, eh
  you've changed

7 minutes
1:14 PM Joshua: like a fox

33 minutes
1:47 PM me: lol, got another date tonight