me: So I write for The New York Observer now, yo me: they want me to do a bunch of attack pieces on various New York writers me: like Michael Wolffe, for instance me: Who is a douchebag BushwickBK.com: oh fun me: also got yet another piece on Friedman that just went up on HuffPo BushwickBK.com: I reall enjoy those BushwickBK.com: he is such a tool me: got this Baghdad correspondent on my side now, guy hates Friedman because he has to live in Baghdad BushwickBK.com: who me: Michael Hastings BushwickBK.com: oh I don't know him me: He likes me now, going to try to recruit him into my Coalition of the Illin' me: off-topic, but if you like Prodigy, you should check out their Moscow 97 show on YouTube me: you probably don't though me: I bet you have crappy taste in music me: no offense me: I guess that was offensive despite me proclaiming otherwise just now me: anywho me: fucking Liz Cheney me: did you know Michael Moore sued Mother Jones because they fired him as editor? me: He sued fucking Mother Jones BushwickBK.com: I don't have a taste in music, so dn't worry BushwickBK.com: I basicall don't listen to music BushwickBK.com: peopel think I'm some kind of serial killer when I say that BushwickBK.com: but there it is me: Well, better to have no taste then bad taste BushwickBK.com: Lz Cheney needs to get alqaedaed by real alqaedas BushwickBK.com: forget those lberal fagot lawyers me: she needs to get a real job that doesn't stem from her last name BushwickBK.com: unlikely BushwickBK.com: Michael Moore is hypocritical trash for so many reasons BushwickBK.com: I hope he was fired for being FAT tho me: yeah, but that's pretty much the most blatant reason right there BushwickBK.com: that would please me me: he sued a progressive magazine me: I mean, wtf me: Imagine if GM had sued Mother Jones me: something tells me he would have some sort of opinion about that me: also, Bowling for Columbine me: at the end, he talks to Charleton Heston at his house me: I can't even finish the anecdote me: it's too ridiculous BushwickBK.com: haha BushwickBK.com: actually I heard that was his least insane movie BushwickBK.com: my mom used to be a complete anti-gun nutbag BushwickBK.com: she's now neutral and thinks it depend on who owns them BushwickBK.com: after seeing that me: he's just a giant fucking douchebag with his ham-fisted nonsense BushwickBK.com: fahrenheit 9/11 annoyed and I'm sympathetic to the message! me: the most annoying thing about that movie me: was seeing it in a theater in Austin me: and there were these fucking liberal hipster doucebags in front of us BushwickBK.com: oh god were they furiously noddingand going "yeah" me: during the commercials before the movie.... me: no worse me: after some particularly consumerist commercial finished me: one of them yells out, ironically of course, "GOD BLESS GEORGE BUSH WOOOOOO" me: expecting that the rest of the audience would laugh and clap or some such me: but no one did me: actually, I guess that was cool BushwickBK.com: haha BushwickBK.com: god one time I was in Florida and my annoying NY Jew cousins were there BushwickBK.com: for their grandmother's bday I think, 80th? 75th? BushwickBK.com: anyway BushwickBK.com: we were talking and my stepbrother's baby came up BushwickBK.com: they were gasping and tut-tutting BushwickBK.com: at such teenage pregnancy BushwickBK.com: one said "Well that's Bush's America!": me: lol BushwickBK.com: me, Luis, my little brother just stared at her BushwickBK.com: if anthing, Democrats basically wan to pay underage single mothers to have children BushwickBK.com: so the comment was really totally nutty partisan BushwickBK.com: unthinking party-line cosmo Jew think me: more like the JEW York Observer! BushwickBK.com: like my grandmother saying on my fb about friedman that she loves him BushwickBK.com: "he's very smart and knows a lot abotu the world" or some shit me: yeah, all grandmothers seem to like FRiedman BushwickBK.com: he's just sophisticated enough to make them feel smart I guess BushwickBK.com: old ppl ae dumb me: my fucking conservative uncle's really conservative mom said the same thing when I was home for Christmas me: "He's one of my favorite people!" me: guy appeals to both left and right BushwickBK.com: he's so fucking ignorant BushwickBK.com: he invents facts me: which is either really good or really bad, as the case may be me: yeah, no shit BushwickBK.com: he invents motivations me: I'll send you my chapter on Friedman me: no matter how much you dislike him, you will dislike him more BushwickBK.com: haha, I look forward to it me: I mean, seriously