| Subject: Chat with Joshua Hawkins |
| From: Joshua Hawkins <josh.r.hawk@gmail.com> |
6:16 PM Joshua: yo yo yo - what are you doing?
6:17 PM me: yo yo just workin on some stuff, also arranging dates with impressionable young women
Joshua: word
me: lol
Joshua: lolol
me: got me a new basketball today
played some basketball hoops
Joshua: that's exciting
me: damn right
Joshua: hoop dreams!
6:18 PM me: THEY ARE NOT DREAMS IT IS REALITY
Joshua: BUT REALITY IS HOW WE DEFINE IT
!!!
oh
sorry
6:19 PM me: oh
oh
oh
Joshua: i'm feeling restless, my drink date for tonight backed out last minute
what's a guy to do
me: well sir
sirrrrrrrr
Joshua: yesssssss
me: you can come chill in my hood
Joshua: word
me: why'd she back out?
is she some kind of faggot?
Joshua: what's on mirna's books
6:20 PM me: Mirna left for SXSW today
when the cat's away....
Joshua: she said something about already having plans with some skinny writer/blogger that sleeps on his friend's couch
me: sounds like some degenerate faggot
probably used to be a drug addict
6:21 PM Joshua: and probably coddled by his mommy too
me: you gotta wonder why a successful writer wouldn't have enough money to have his own place
Joshua: ""
me: yeah, and she's probably a wasp
wait a second....
JOHN RUIZ???!?!!
Joshua: alright - ENOUGH
maybe
6:22 PM perhaps i will come by
perhaps
me: very wel
Joshua: i need to workout first
me: l
Joshua: maybe we could go to red's
or bushwick CC
me: MAYBE LATER YOU COULD SUCK MY DICK
6:23 PM Joshua: lololol
call you when i'm done with my weight lifting session
FAG