Re: Hot, Fat - LAST ONE

On Thu, Mar 11, 2010 at 1:48 PM, Karen Lancaster <lancaster.karen@gmail.com> wrote:

You are a media whore :)

But please DO let me know/confirm that they got the "useless old crones" and your dad's law-breaking church bosses out of there? Did the editor answer you yet?

On Thu, Mar 11, 2010 at 12:40 PM, Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com> wrote:

Let's hope they do sue me. I can't think of a better outcome.

On Thu, Mar 11, 2010 at 1:39 PM, Karen Lancaster <lancaster.karen@gmail.com> wrote:

Alrighty then! Let's just hope the real (still very successful) Ramtha lady and her jillion-dollar attorneys don't sue you. Do you think you should at least change the name from Ramtha to something else?

On Thu, Mar 11, 2010 at 12:34 PM, Barrett Brown <barriticus@gmail.com> wrote:

Yeah, I think it will be enjoyed by people of a certain mindset that I'm targeting as a perpetual fan base anyway.

On Thu, Mar 11, 2010 at 1:26 PM, Karen Lancaster <lancaster.karen@gmail.com> wrote:

Are you comfortable with this section? I agree with your editor who questioned that it could minimalize your project.

   Let's take a little break. We're almost done here, incidentally; there are a couple more things I want to cover, and then we'll move on to Richard Cohen or whatever. Meanwhile, I'm just drinkin' mah coffee.

Drinkin' mah coooooffee

I'm drinking mah coffee down

I'm starting to lose my mind

But I used to be Barrett Brown

Now I'm one with the cosmos

   GIVE DUE ATTENTION MORTAL FOR I AM RAMTHA AND I SPEAK TO YOU FROM WHAT YOUR GURUS TERM THE ASTRAL PLANE. SOME 30,000 YEARS AGO I LED AN ARMY TWO MILLION STRONG ACROSS THE WORLD DURING A TIME OF GREAT PLANETARY CHANGE AND AFTER SUCH TIME AS I WAS BETRAYED AND NEARLY KILLED I SHIFTED MY VIEW TO THE UNIVERSE AND ITS WORKINGS AND IN DOING SO I LEARNED MANY THINGS. NOW I MANIFEST MY SPIRIT BY WAY OF SOME OR ANOTHER MORTAL VESSEL AND IN DOING SO I BRING MY TEACHINGS TO HUMANITY IN CONJUNCTION WITH THE GREAT WORK, AT LEAST ACCORDING TO THE WIKIPEDIA ENTRY ON ME, RAMTHA. DO NOT BE FRIGHTENED. THERE IS NOTHING TO FEAR UNLESS OF COURSE YOU ARE INTIMIDATED BY ALL CAPS. I HAVE NOT GOTTEN AROUND TO LEARNING HOW TO USE THE SHIFT KEY. I HAVE BEEN BUSY BEING RAMTHA, WHICH IS VERY TIME CONSUMING AS YOU CAN PROBABLY IMAGINE.

     LET US DISPENSE WITH THE HUMAN BROWN'S SELF-REFERENTIAL PRATTLE THAT WE MAY LIKEWISE DISPENSE WITH THE WEAKLING KRAUTHAMMER. FIRST THOUGH I SHALL NOTE THAT IF BARRETT BROWN IS EVER NOMINATED TO THE POSITION OF ATTORNEY GENERAL OR SOME SUCH AND STARTS TO CHANNEL I, THE WARRIOR ENTITY RAMTHA, NO ONE MUST ASK ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT THIS OR OTHERWISE OBJECT BECAUSE THAT WOULD CONSTITUTE A SIGNIFICANT RELIGIOUS PREJUDICE AS MANY PEOPLE BELIEVE IN ME AND WE WOULDN'T WANT TO HURT ANYBODY'S PRECIOUS LITTLE RELIGIOUS FEELINGS BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE A GREAT SHAME.

   NOW WE SHALL PROCEED. IN YOUR YEAR 2007 KRAUTHAMMER WROTE THE FOLLOWING PIECE OF FOOLISHNESS. I WILL PUT IT INTO BLOCK QUOTE FORMAT SO THAT YOU DO NOT CONFUSE THE WORDS OF THE WEAKLING KRAUTHAMMER WITH THE WORDS OF THE GREAT WARRIOR ENTITY RAMTHA WHICH IS I. DO NOT CONCERN YOURSELF WITH WHY IT IS THAT I KNOW HOW TO FORMAT QUOTES BUT CANNOT FIND THE SHIFT KEY BECAUSE SUCH QUESTIONS ARE NOT TO BE ASKED. HERE ARE THE PUNY WORDS OF THE SCRIBE KRAUTHAMMER (I CALL HIM A SCRIBE BECAUSE I AM AN ANCIENT ENTITY AND WE HAD SCRIBES INSTEAD OF COLUMNISTS IN MY DAY. GET IT? LOOK, FUCK YOU.):

John McCain has had no illusions about the difficulty of this war.

   ONLY RAMTHA HAS NO ILLUSIONS ABOUT THE DIFFICULTY OF WAR. MCCAIN HAS HAD MANY SUCH ILLUSIONS. I KNOW THIS BECAUSE I HAVE ACCESS TO THE ASHKENAZIC RECORDS, WHICH YOU HUMANS CALL GOOGLE. IT TAKES LESS THAN ONE TWENTIETH OF ONE TWENTY FOURTH OF THE "TIME" IT TAKES FOR YOUR PLANETOID TO MAKE A SINGLE REVOLUTION FOR EVEN A MORTAL TO DISCOVER THAT MCCAIN HAD IN FACT CONJURED THE FOLLOWING ILLUSIONS AT THE FOLLOWING "TIMES," AS COMPILED BY THE WEAKLING ANTI-BATTLE LIBERAL WEB LOCATION KNOWN AS "THINK PROGRESS" WHICH LOVES PEACE IN THE MANNER OF A LITTLE GIRL PLAYING WITH HER BUTTERFLY COMPANIONS IN A STREAM OF COMFORTABLE WATER:

But I believe, Katie, that the Iraqi people will greet us as liberators. [NBC, 3/20/03]

Its clear that the end is very much in sight. [ABC, 4/9/03]

Theres not a history of clashes that are violent between Sunnis and Shiahs. So I think they can probably get along. [MSNBC, 4/23/03]

This is a mission accomplished. They know how much influence Saddam Hussein had on the Iraqi people, how much more difficult it made to get their cooperation. [This Week, ABC, 12/14/03]

Im confident were on the right course. [ABC News, 3/7/04]

I think the initial phases of it were so spectacularly successful that it took us all by surprise. [CBS, 10/31/04]

I do think that progress is being made in a lot of Iraq. Overall, I think a year from now, we will have made a fair amount of progress if we stay the course. If I thought we werent making progress, Id be despondent. [The Hill, 12/8/05]

   IF MCCCAIN WAS THE GREATEST CRITIC OF THE WAR IN QUESTION THEN THE TWENTY-SIXTH KING OF ATLANTIS WAS A COMPETENT OVERSEER OF THAT ISLAND NATION'S CRYSTALLINE ENERGY ARRAY. HA HA HA HA I MADE A JOKE HE WAS IN FACT NOT A COMPETENT OVERSEER OF THAT ISLAND NATION'S CRYSTALLINE ENERGY ARRAY IT WAS ONLY A JOKE I AM RAMTHA.

   ALTHOUGH IRONY IS AN ANIMAL INVENTION WITH NO REFERENCE TO THE UNIVERSE AS IT IS, I IN MY UNDERSTANDING AM ABLE TO RECOGNIZE THAT MANY HUMANS WOULD FIND IT "IRONIC" THAT MCCAIN SEVERAL TIMES ANNOUNCED HIMSELF TO BE THE GREATEST CRITIC OF THE BABYLON WAR, JUST AS THE PROPHET KRAUTHAMMER SAID HIM TO BE. LOOK UPON HIS FALSE WORDS AS TOLD TO THE FERTILE CABLE NEWS PRIESTESS KIRAN CHETRY OF THE TEMPLE OF CNN IN THE SAME YEAR OF 2007, WORDS HE SPOKE UPON BEING ASKED WHETHER IT WAS FAIR FOR HIS OPPONENTS TO PAINT HIM AS HAVING SUPPORTED THE YOUNGER BUSHMAN'S WAR STRATEGY:

Its entertaining, in that I was the greatest critic of the initial four years, three and a half years. I came back from my first trip to Iraq and said, This is going to fail. Weve got to change the strategy to the one were using now. But life isnt fair.



   INDEED IT IS NOT. LIFE IS A TEST IN PREPARATION FOR THE NEXT PLANE OF EXISTENCE. KRAUTHAMMER HAS FAILED THIS TEST. HE WILL BE REINCARNATED AS AN EVEN MORE FOOLISH SCRIBE AND WILL NO DOUBT WIN EVEN MORE ACCOLADES FOR HIS TROUBLES.

   THINK BACK NOW, MORTAL READER, TO WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN IN THIS CHAPTER, FOR WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN AND WHAT CANNOT BE UNSEEN CANNOT BE UNKNOWN. BE IT SEEN AND KNOWN AND OTHERWISE THOUGHTFULLY CONSIDERED THAT JUST A WEEK AFTER HAVING FALSELY ASSERTED THAT MCCAIN HAD NEVER SAID SUCH THINGS AS MCCAIN HAS QUITE DEMONSTRABLY SAID, THE WEAKLING KRAUTHAMMER WROTE THE FOLLOWING IN REGARDS TO THOSE PRINCES OF THE DEMOCRATIC CELEBRATION WHO ONCE FAVORED THE WAR ON BABYLON AND THEN CAME TO OPPOSE IT:

Everyone has the right to renounce past views. But not to make up that past. It is beyond brazen to think that one can get away with inventing not ancient history but what everyone saw and read with their own eyes just a few years ago. And yet sometimes brazenness works.

   EVEN THE BEARERS OF GREAT FOLLY MAY SOMETIMES UTTER GREAT TRUTHS, IT SEEMS. LET US LOOK UPON TRUE BRAZENNESS, WHICH IS TO SAY ONE THING AT ONE POINT IN SPACE TIME AND THEN TO LATER DENOUNCE OTHERS FOR HAVING SUPPOSEDLY SAID THAT VERY SAME THING AT THE VERY SAME POINT IN SPACE TIME IN WHICH THE SAYER WAS DOING THE VERY SAME SAYING. I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO PHRASE THIS BETTER BUT YOU WILL PROBABLY SEE WHAT I MEAN. LOOK UPON THE WORDS OF KRAUTHAMMER IN 2005:

The liberal cliche of the time was that Third World people care more about food than about freedom. This kind of contempt for the political and spiritual dignity of people who live in different circumstances never goes away. It simply gets applied serially to different sets of patronized foreigners. Today we are assured with confidence that Arabs, consumed by tribe or religion or whatever, don't really care about freedom either.

   LOOK NOW ALSO UPON HIS WORDS FROM 2006 I DEMAND IT:

Are the Arabs intrinsically incapable of democracy, as the "realists'" imply? True, there are political, historical, even religious reasons why Arabs are less prepared for democracy than, say, East Asians and Latin Americans who successfully democratized over the last several decades. But the problem here is Iraq's particular political culture, raped and ruined by 30 years of Saddam's totalitarianism.

   IN BOTH OF THESE SPACE TIME INSTANCES HE ATTACKS THOSE WHO WONDER AS TO WHETHER ARABS ARE PREPARED FOR DEMOCRACY. NOW RAMTHA TAKES YOU BACK IN TIME AND COMMANDS YOU TO LOOK UPON OTHER OF HIS WORDS FROM 1999:

Look not at events in Gaza and Jericho but at the structure of the Arab world as a whole. There you do not find a very encouraging history of constructing civil society and democratic institutionsprecisely what a PLO entity needs.

   I AM NOT DONE COMMANDING YOU TO GAZE UPON WORDS SO GAZE UPON MORE OF THEM:

The Arab world is so unstable and the currents in it so violent that it's very hard to imagine that a deal will last. This is not Western Europe, with stable societies, established institutions, regularized transitions of power, and the like.

   THOSE WORDS ARE FROM THE VERY SAME INTERVIEW WITH THE HUMAN DANIEL PIPES WHO HAS ALSO PROVEN HIMSELF TO BE A FOOL. AT ANY RATE THINK UPON HOW KRAUTHAMMER ATTACKS UNNAMED OPPONENTS FOR EXPRESSING THE VERY SAME RESERVATIONS ABOUT DEMOCRACY IN THE ARAB WORLD AS KRAUTHAMMER HAD HIMSELF EXPRESSED. IT WOULD BE ONE THING FOR KRAUTHAMMER TO ABANDON THESE VIEWS AND THEN ATTACK OTHERS FOR HAVING HELD THEM WITHOUT ACKNOWLEDG