me: so, how are your bangs? Catalina: they look great! me: so everything worked out in the end Catalina: yes Catalina: should cut the rest of my hair while fucked up me: of course Catalina: they gave me nexium for my stomach pains Catalina: which is bushit Catalina: bullshit Catalina: how are you? me: good, editor of New York Observer wants me to come for a meeting next week Catalina: sounds promising Catalina: i found a great use for my old broken office phone i have not thrown out me: how now? Catalina: when i feel like slamming my new phone i just grab the old one and slam it Catalina: it feels great me: man, I haven't handled a slammable phone in years Catalina: every phone is slammable Catalina: thats why my razr is broken Catalina: well actually it wasmore throwable Catalina: i slammed/threw it against a wall Catalina: then agains the ground Catalina: i felt like stomping on it to me: maybe you need something you can interact with in a hostile manner without breaking it Catalina: but i showed a great deal of restraint me: aside from that old phone Catalina: no Catalina: i like it when things break me: a cat, maybe Catalina: gives me satisfaction me: you could scold it Catalina: no, it the physical exertion and the sound of things breaking that gives me pleasure Catalina: i thought about taking boxing before Catalina: seriously did Catalina: but im too poor and i wouldnt be breaking anything me: WHO HAS HURT YOU SO Catalina: no onw Catalina: no one me: I see me: so if someone did, you'd smash everything Catalina: probably me: one could extrapolate Catalina: i love that word! Catalina: extrapolate Catalina: extrapolate me: yes, me too Catalina: extrapolate me: I use it a lot now in my work Catalina: hey lets have a baby and name it extrapolate me: and in casual conversation me: no, "extrapolated" me: insomuch as that it would be extrapolated from our genes me: sort of me: besides, I would prefer to name it "Demonstrable" Catalina: just letting you know im not getting pregnant though Catalina: not me Catalina: i prefer extrapolated me: good, you'd probably smash the damned fetus me: would be a waste of fetus Catalina: well i also have to drink and pop pills Catalina: well need a surrogate me: those are pretty expensive Catalina: well make some damn money already me: working on it Catalina: are you the man in this relationship or not?? Catalina: provide! me: if I am, we're in trouble me: I MEAN YES Catalina: thank you me: ^____________^ me: KAWAII DESU me: I mean, red meat me: guns Catalina: i dont know what devil language you're using Catalina: but i dont like it me: Jap talk Catalina: hey! Catalina: we both have negros Catalina: we better make them work for us me: mine's only half negro me: well, she's been buying me a lot of stuff already Catalina: she can carry our child then me: yes, but we won't tell her