me: INVADERS MUST DIE me: INVADERS MUST DIE me: INVADERS MUST DIE Joshua: not right now me: NO ALWAYS Joshua: are you back at your place now Joshua: ? me: yep Joshua: ALL CAPS Joshua: word me: Shanna wouldn't let me listen to songs over and over again at her place lol Joshua: that seems reasonable me: I know lol Joshua: i think you have a grandfather pardon - anyone else i meet i wouldn't extend that privilege to me: also I have carte blanch on other girls as she's still seeing other guys me: plus that thing you just said Joshua: if anyone else tried to play uffie 3 times in a row in my house i would probably break their hands Joshua: word Joshua: nice Joshua: SMASH!!! Joshua: SMASH!!! Joshua: SMASH!!! me: lollolololol me: what if it was your new Jewish girlfriend lol Joshua: we'll see Joshua: tell me you haven't hooked up with any jews on here me: I've met a few Joshua: lets not cross the streams me: gotcha me: juden verboten me: just to be safe me: BUT WHO WAS PHONE?!?! Joshua: that's the jew that youre talking to? Joshua: PHONE?! lol Joshua: lolol me: lol wut Joshua: i don't know lol Joshua: my jew is named shoshana, may meet her tonight Joshua: you haven't had sex with any shoshana's have you me: lol me: no me: lol me: I got a Shanna, that's it me: also, a Rebecca me: avoid that one me: course, she's white, so you would avoid her anyway Joshua: word Joshua: shoshana's a hot name Joshua: i wonder if she'll be as cute as the pictures suggest Joshua: never fucked a jew before - to my knowledge anyway me: A priest and a rabbi walk by a young boy playing in a yard. The priest says, "Let's screw him." The rabbi says, "Screw him out of what?" Joshua: that's going in my dream journal