Subject: Chat with Joshua Hawkins
From: Joshua Hawkins <josh.r.hawk@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

me: INVADERS MUST DIE
me: INVADERS MUST DIE
me: INVADERS MUST DIE
Joshua: not right now
me: NO ALWAYS
Joshua: are you back at your place now
Joshua: ?
me: yep
Joshua: ALL CAPS
Joshua: word
me: Shanna wouldn't let me listen to songs over and over again at her place lol
Joshua: that seems reasonable
me: I know lol
Joshua: i think you have a grandfather pardon - anyone else i meet i wouldn't extend that privilege to
me: also I have carte blanch on other girls as she's still seeing other guys
me: plus that thing you just said
Joshua: if anyone else tried to play uffie 3 times in a row in my house i would probably break their hands
Joshua: word
Joshua: nice
Joshua: SMASH!!!
Joshua: SMASH!!!
Joshua: SMASH!!!
me: lollolololol
me: what if it was your new Jewish girlfriend lol
Joshua: we'll see
Joshua: tell me you haven't hooked up with any jews on here
me: I've met a few
Joshua: lets not cross the streams
me: gotcha
me: juden verboten
me: just to be safe
me: BUT WHO WAS PHONE?!?!
Joshua: that's the jew that youre talking to?
Joshua: PHONE?! lol
Joshua: lolol
me: lol wut
Joshua: i don't know lol
Joshua: my jew is named shoshana, may meet her tonight
Joshua: you haven't had sex with any shoshana's have you
me: lol
me: no
me: lol
me: I got a Shanna, that's it
me: also, a Rebecca
me: avoid that one
me: course, she's white, so you would avoid her anyway
Joshua: word
Joshua: shoshana's a hot name
Joshua: i wonder if she'll be as cute as the pictures suggest
Joshua: never fucked a jew before - to my knowledge anyway
me: A priest and a rabbi walk by a young boy playing in a yard. The priest says, "Let's screw him." The rabbi says, "Screw him out of what?"
Joshua: that's going in my dream journal