Subject: Chat with Joshua Hawkins
From: Joshua Hawkins <josh.r.hawk@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

Joshua: so, how was your saturday?
me: pretty swell
Joshua: any ladies?
me: yeah, but I'm not going to call her back
me: FIND EM FUCK EM AND FORGET EM LOL
Joshua: were they attractive at all
me: seriously, though, she wasn't attractive enough
me: her friend was moreso
Joshua: i c
Joshua: oh - i c
me: anywho, still got girlfriend a and a half-dozen potential recruits
Joshua: white?
me: yeah
me: both
me: while the recruits are a rainbow of races
me: including an indian
Joshua: nice
me: and a negress
me: lol
Joshua: say what
Joshua: can he say that
Joshua: ?
me: HE JUST DID
Joshua: lolol
Joshua: !!!
Joshua: tell me more
me: well sir
me: that's it
Joshua: i have a jew in the works
Joshua: lol
Joshua: lololol
Joshua: and she actually knows what i look like and everything
me: YES!
Joshua: just what i always wanted
me: shalom monogamy, shalom polygamy
Joshua: !!
Joshua: psychosomatic attic insane
Joshua: remember the time we listened to that
me: yes, I remember every time
Joshua: i kinda want to listen to the prodigy now
me: got no sound, eh?
me: later on, you should listen to Invaders Must Die
me: and a bunch of the 97 moscow shows
me: smack my bitch up and firestarter in particular
me: greatest live events ever
Joshua: fuck yeah
me: lol
me: just went over to play a spot of basketball
me: the local highschool had just gotten out
me: bam, Puerto Rican kid streetfight
Joshua: how many
Joshua: ?
me: they ended up grappling and falling against someone's parked car and denting it
me: seemed to be two main guys
Joshua: i c
Joshua: BAM!
me: and others with an interest in the fight, but it was declared one on one and others were prevented from jumping in
Joshua: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuukk
me: then everyone dispersed, then three cop cars arrived, looked around, left
me: one black kid had a cane
me: for no reason
me: it was sweet
Joshua: sounds like the logical progression
Joshua: awesome
Joshua: so no b-ball
Joshua: i mean, um, "tha rock"
Joshua: as it were
Joshua: um
me: no, me and a couple other guys played b-ball
me: we just took a short break for the fight
me: then I left soon because I was already winded
Joshua: from exercise
Joshua: .
me: yes