Subject: Chat with Joshua Hawkins
From: Joshua Hawkins <josh.r.hawk@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

Joshua: http://declubz.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/ninja-turtle-poodle.jpg
me: WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN
me: FUUUU
Joshua: an anachronism
Joshua: whats the plan for this evening mr brown
Joshua: ?
Joshua: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuk
Joshua: !
me: plan is to play S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
me: and be broke, yo
me: or
Joshua: thought you just got a fat check
Joshua: ... yo
me: perhaps call the cute young white girl whom I've just added to my inbox
me: my inbox of girls
me: nope
me: got half of one
Joshua: add something to her inbox
Joshua: ?
Joshua: lolol
Joshua: zip
me: all of which went to rent and Bushwick country club lol
me: OH SNAP
me: LIKE A RESPECTFUL E-MAIL?!?!
Joshua: a soft tender email in her inbox
Joshua: "i would never hurt you"
Joshua: ...
me: lol
me: dude, there are so many now
me: all so cute
me: gotta catch em all
me: I want to be the best
Joshua: perhaps i should come by and take pics and make myself a profile
me: perhaps you should
Joshua: and i'll buy vodka - and we can cyber troll for bitches
Joshua: lol
me: now that's a plan, yo
Joshua: a fine plan
Joshua: !
Joshua: Du Du hast Du hast mich
Joshua: Du Du hast Du hast mich
Joshua: i'm trying to get the songs stuck in your head so you listen to it
Joshua: lol
Joshua: Du Du hast Du hast mich
me: that's hard to do
Joshua: not really
Joshua: lol
Joshua: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathnet
Joshua: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk.