Caleb: Kyle Elmore became a fan of Scarborough Faire. me: lol Caleb: Can't talk now. Caleb: I've a news show to produce! Caleb: Gheeeeeeeeee me: No you don't, silly me: you've produced it me: you are a producer me: not a looter me: also, I got myself yet another girlfriend me: also accepted an offer for casual sex from a girl who's moving here next month me: need to get on OKCupid, fool me: fool money me: yessir Caleb: Dude. Caleb: You're ballin'. me: hell yeahs me: snootch to the nootch Caleb: Yes. Caleb: I produce four shows on Saturday. Caleb: So, pardon me if I don't have time to jibber-jabber with you right now. me: OH I UNDERSTAND COMPLETELY