Subject: Chat with Caleb Pritchard
From: Caleb Pritchard <cpritchard2001@gmail.com>
To: barriticus@gmail.com

Caleb: Kyle Elmore became a fan of Scarborough Faire.
me: lol
Caleb: Can't talk now.
Caleb: I've a news show to produce!
Caleb: Gheeeeeeeeee
me: No you don't, silly
me: you've produced it
me: you are a producer
me: not a looter
me: also, I got myself yet another girlfriend
me: also accepted an offer for casual sex from a girl who's moving here next month
me: need to get on OKCupid, fool
me: fool money
me: yessir
Caleb: Dude.
Caleb: You're ballin'.
me: hell yeahs
me: snootch to the nootch
Caleb: Yes.
Caleb: I produce four shows on Saturday.
Caleb: So, pardon me if I don't have time to jibber-jabber with you right now.
me: OH I UNDERSTAND COMPLETELY